The Petz Questionnaire
1] Your Name?
2] What do you call your 2-leggeds?
3] What species of animal are you?
4] What colour/s are you [if applicable]
5] How old Are You?
6] Do you live inside or outside and more importantly – do you run your household or share in the decisions?
7] Have you always lived with your 2 – leggeds [as in from young]
8] Do you deliberately play up at times, just to annoy or worry the 2 leggeds?
9] Do you have a bed or a favourite sleeping place?
10] Are you always with your 2-leggeds or do you sometimes need ‘Time out?’
11] Do your 2 leggeds make you ‘dress up?’ If so, when or what for and do you enjoy it?
12] Are you photogenic or make them run after you to capture you on film?
13] Do you have a friendly vet?
14] Do you have any favourited toys?
15] What would be a really great day for you?
16] If you could say anything to your 2 leggeds what would it be?
17] Where abouts in the world do you live?
18] How often and for how long do you engage in playtime or exercise?
19] Do you do lots of adventuring when out and about?
20] Do your 2 leggeds allow you to interact with other animals?
21] If applicable, do you enjoy it?
22] Are you ever awarded free reign, as in unsupervised playtime?
23] Have your 2 leggeds ever embarrassed you? If so how?
24] Do your 2-leggeds expect you to entertain them at all and/or do they entertain you?
25] Do you have favourite toys and if so, what are they?
26] Are you a much loved member of the family?
27] Do your 2 leggeds take you away on holidays with them?
28] Are you given treats? What are your favourites?
29] Are you fed a nutritional and well-rounded balanced diet? Tell us about it.
30] Are you allowed to sample your 2 leggeds food or is it something you have no interest for?
Finally, in your own words tell us something about both you and your 2 leggeds that the questions haven’t touched on or asked about – something unique …