The Confession Series …

Introducing … The Confession Series

Of all my true stories found lurking within the blog’s directories the Confession series especially are the tales that could literally land me in hot water if l described their content 100% ‘truthfully’.

So having no desire to be sued or tracked down and beaten to a bloodied pulp … l write this series under the genre banner of ‘Fictional Reality’ meaning that 65% of the tale is a true account and 35% have been changed to protect identities,  locations. and more importantly, time frames and windows.The lower the reality % are the stories that have a lot more to hide for others.

Therefore each story will have a R%/F% at the top so you know how close to the truth the tale is.

The comparison for the discerning reader is when you read my Stories and Tales they are all written in 97% Reality and 3% Fiction whilst The Grumblies as an example a ‘fictional series’ is actually written as 95% fiction and 5% reality

The Confession Series concentrates the tale making around certain areas of my life:

Overall %

Confessions of


A Ghost Hunter – 1980 – 1983


A Party Chef – 1982 – 1985


A Dawner Raver – 1988 – 1990


A Nightclub Promoter – 1988 – 1989

Catwalk Choreographer – 1988 – 1989


An Adult Escort – 1990 – 1992


An Adult Magazine Freelancer 1992 – 1993


The Sensuality Discovery Years – 1982 – 1993

All the Confession series tales are from various walk and periods in my life and cover specifically a period of 13 years, 1980 – 1993 or from the ages of 17 to the age of 30.

Mostly they are from the days of ‘sexual and sensual discovery’ and from the Highway Libido days, although the three years as a Ghost Hunter are mostly stabs and slicings of humour from the bumps and shrieks in the night that are not sexual!

Since discovering the true beauty of passion and career, l have managed to enthusiastically become involved in a lot of different choices of career. Many have evolved around a love for women and being with women.

The tales themselves have been deliberately written in a style similiar to that of Benny Hill and Carry On capers with smatterings if you will of Lady Chatterley’s Lover and the works of the Marquis de Sade for those who like erotica to not read so bawdy.

Some of the humour may come across as corny and especially from the likes of the ‘Adult Escort and Freelancer’ days – however there is a reason for that and that is that some of the requests l was asked to ‘perform’ by clients bordered on absolute madness. Anyone who says women do not have strange fetishes and fantasies doesn’t know women very well!

Many of the tales are also written for the time period which was the 80’s and the very early 90’s. My days of higher and increased libido ceased when l married my rather staid wife. Who although said she had a fondness for swinging, l think must have misinterpreted what swinging l was referring to with regards playtime with others!

I do hope that the tales are read in the entertaining fashion that l will write them in. So if you are looking for some funny sauce and smutty farce  then this is where it is happening, if however you are looking for hardcore erotica – there are other writers out there, l think l might even know a few!

Thanks for reading.


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