Stories and Tales Directory

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Stories and Tales Directory

Our lives are filled with moments and memories and this is what this series of stories looks at and into. I write in a black and white fashion and yet my life is oft filled to the brim with grey. All the tales here are true, no fiction, just facts, you may find some humerous whilst others are purely recollections. They look at my life and the journeys l have undertaken to be the person of today.

I have always been clumsy, long before l knew l sat on the spectrum of autism with my Asperger’s syndrome, so many of the stories are filled with the ‘Duh Me’ moments of my travels. They look at my times when living in Malaysia and Australia as well as living in England. They reflect back on my times during the days of my careers such as catering, or when l worked within the adult industry as both an escort and as a writer for magazines, my times within retail and advertising, my days of travelling or even during the many years l worked my own business with the exotic livestock industry and there are some that sit in the very grey arena of mysterious and downright spooky when l tried my hand at ghost hunting. But also another series looks at the prankster in me.

Doin’ The Dirt is a gardening series concerning myself a brown fingered gardener as in composting and my partner Suze the green fingered gardener as in vegetable gardening.

Hopefully you will find some of these ‘musings’ as light hearted and fun reads. In essence they simply make up my life.

Rory Matier

Doin The Dirt Eh Directory Moved and is now HERE

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Stories and Tales Directory

Born 1963

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Penned Date

Story Title

The stories in Blue have already been written up and added to the collection whilst those in purple are still to be added in.

1968

Along Came the Spider’s …… 1968

1969 Ganja Gardening!! 1969
1969 “Our Little Secret!”
1969 Butterfly Dipping 1969
1969 Splat!! 1969
1969 The 9 Lives Theory 1969
1969 Vegemite Boy!
1969 Cobras On The Wind

Fakirs, Charmers and Charming Feckers!

1970 Cold Broken Walls and Piles 1970
1970 Ice Du Morgue! 1970
1970
1970
1971 The Neon Riddle! 1971
1971
1971
1971
1972
1972
1973 Adventures with Henrietta the Huntsman 1973
1973 Farming Gone Wrong! 1973
1973
1973
1974 Heads’ Up Skiing Antics
1974 Ping Pong The Garbage Collector
1974 Rockabilly High School
1975 Gift [An Overview] – 1975 – Present
1975
1976 Bugs vs. Ladybumps 1976
1976 The Flat Furry Duck! 1976/77
1976 A Splat in the Patty aka … 1976

Dandenong Hikey

1977 The Human Trout 1977
1977
1977 Pen Pals, Pay Pals – Return To Sender 1977
1977
1977
1977
1978 The 7 Left Shoes 1973 – 1978
1978 Fork Off! Fork Off A Shaggy Dog Story 1978
1978 Killer Orgies at my School aka One Boob Too Many!! 1978
1978 More Tea Headmaster? 1978
1978 “The Incident – we shall not discuss this again!” 1978
1978 Parental Invasion – The ultimate scare!! 1978
1978 Pandebamboomonium! 1978
1978 Come Fly With Me
1978
1978
1978
1979 Everybody’s Squirrelling 1979
1979 Mr Inappropriate 1979 – Full Story
1979 If Anyone Knows, Warty Nose! 1978
1979 Ten Green Bottles And Then Some! Christmas 1979!
1979 A Roma Not Heaven Scent
1979 Let Me In, Dammit!
1979
1979
1979
1980 “Jerk You Burk!” In Service to the Queen 1980
1980 Don’t Call Me Sir – Chef!! 1980
1980 A Bold Decision 1980
1980 Forever in Blue Jeans 1980
1980 Stop Needling Me … PussyCat! 1980
1980 Bubblewrap and Cottonwool
1980
1980
1980
1980
1981 The Mad Two Minute College Run!
1981 Slicky Slicky Oil Slicky
1981 Custard and Carrots Is Not Custard
1981 A Good Tonguing!
1981 Just Me and the Apron!
1981 France First, The World After! 1981
1981 Ducks Love Bread Sir! Honest!
1981 Whistling Up Red Cabbage Come Condom!
1981 Urban Eggheads – If You Go Down To The Woods Today
1981 The Lone Nutman 1981
1981 My First Sex Party
1981
1981
1982 Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! – I Cried Me A Lemon!
1982 The First Time Tickle 1982
1982 Oh Come On Eileen – The Great Hike
1982 Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up
1982 The Red Hot Chilli Peppers!
1982
1982
1982
1982
1983 Nothing Quite Beats Pipe Music! 1983
1983 The Dracula Tour 1983
1983 Tanned Once Only!
1983 Ratcatcher’s Salami Sandwich!
1983 Not That Wire Mr Frizzy!
1983
1983
1983
1984 Passport Control Greek Style 1984
1984 Assassin’s Speed!
1984 A Tipple Too Long – The Archers of Malibu! 1984
1984 The Mad Chef of Ockley!
1984
1984
1984
1985 Mars Calling!! 1985
1985 The Wall! 1985
1985 “It’s No Safe Here Constable!” 1985
1985 Mon Dieu Sacré-Cœur Rollover Sunday
1985
1985
1985
1985
1986 Fashion Passion – Pass the Peanuts Please! 1986
1986 Not Just Crackers! 1986
1986
1986
1987 Dancing by my Numbers 1987
1987
1987 Topical Posts Directory- Autism & Mental Health
1988 Dancing by my Numbers 1988
1988
1989 Dental Express Nothing To Smile About!!
1989 Food is Food, However It Looks, Right?
1989 Bathtime Timetables – Trains, Ferries, Coaches!
1989
1989
1990 Still Life
1990
1990
1990
1991 The Art of Wearing only a Smile 1991
1991 The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991  – 1
1991 The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 2
1991 The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 3

The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 4

1991 Accidental Entry 1991
1991 The Interview
1991 Escorting The Orgy!
1991 First Escort Jitters
1991 Whilst You Are There and other Gales I Have Known!
1991 An Eye For An Eye
1991
1991
1992 The Misfortunate Dwayne Bluter
1992
1992
1992
1993 Mr Burly’s Snug Fitting! 1993
1993 Got You -The Challenging Bobo!
1993 From Dooalot to Doolittle 1993
1993
1993
1993
1993
1993
1993
1994 When in doubt call for Man 10! 1994
1994
1994
1994
1995 “Oh Mmmmmy God!!” 1995
1995
1995
1995
1996
1996
1996
1996
1997 A Right Pig’s Ear! 1997
1997 The Great Escape – The Full Story 1997
1997
1997
1997
1998 Who Poopa Da Boots?? 1998
1998 Run, Skip and Hop Degu 1999
1998 Mice in Da Car!
1998
1998
1999 A Tipple Too Far – Party Conga! 1999/2000
1999
1999
1999
1999
1999
1999
2000
2000
2000
2000
2000
2001 The Sex Tape 2001
2001 Ding Dong The Witch Might Not Be Dead! 2001!
2001 What a Right Randy Rupert! 2001
2001 Hot Chilli Kat 2001
2001 Magical Moments … well for me anyway! 2001
2001
2001
2001
2001
2002 Barking Mad Minis – Broken N 2!
2002 Brushtail Attica!
2002 Ferret Nose Ring!
2002 Blue Skies Above
2002 Ay Up Pompeii
2002
2002
2002
2002
2003 Sulcata Knows Nose!
2003 That’s Just Baaaad Pygmy! 2003
2003 Alpaca Right Now! 2003
2003 Pepe Twas NOT Heavenly Scent! 2003!
2003 Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E1 2003
2003 Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E2 2003
2003 Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E3 – 2003
2003
2003
2003
2003
2003
2004 One Raccoon Too Many! 2004
2004 “It’s A Fair Cop You Dirty Rat!!” 2004
2004 The Babysitter …. oops! 2004
2004 Not That Wire Mr Frizzy! 2
2004
2004
2005 One Way or Another! 2005
2005 A Microbreakfast – Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up
2005 Is That A Monkey on my Shoulder?
2005
2005
2005
2006 Shirt, Tie and Runaway Blazer!
2006
2006
2006
2007 “You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 1 – 2007
2007 “You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 2 – 2007
2007
2007
2007
2007
2007
2008

Cows a Running!

2008 There Be Cows In Those Fields Skipper!
2008 Coils Upon Coils!

Penned Date

Story Title

The stories in Blue have already been written up and added to the collection whilst those in purple are still to be added in.

2008 You’re Lion, That’s a Lot of Tiger!
2008
2008
2008
2008
2009 Even Grim Can Be Funny 2009
2009 Do You Hear Da Voices?
2009 – 2011
The Dating Game 2009 – 2011
2009
2009
2009
2010 14 – 48 Yesterdays’ Bombshells 2010
2010
2010
2010
2010
2010
2010
2010
2011
2011
2011
2011
2011
2012 What A Dilemma – The Sequel 2009 – 2012
2012
2012
2012
2013 50+ First Dates Didn’t Prepare Me for … … dating at 50! 2013 [Full Story]
2013
2013
2013

Penned Date

Story Title

The stories in Blue have already been written up and added to the collection whilst those in purple are still to be added in.

2014 Things That Go Bum In The Night! 2014!
2014
2014
2014
2014
2015 Rabbit Testicles, Frog Droppings! 2015
2015 The Wet Patch! 2015
2015 Hashtag Hash!! 2015
2015
2015
2016
2016
2016
2016
2017 Little Georgie 2017
2017
2017
2017
2017
2018 What – Did She Just Say That?? 2018
2018 Warts and All Boar! 2018
2018 The Elusive Farting Goat!! 2018
2018 Bear Necessities 2018
2018 Don’t Call Me Gym! 2018
2018
2019
2019

 

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