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Stories and Tales Directory


Stories and Tales Directory


Along Came the Spider’s …… 1968

Ganja Gardening!! 1969

Our Little Secret 1969

Butterfly Dipping 1969

Splat!! 1969

The 9 Lives Theory 1969

Cold Broken Walls and Piles 1970

Ice Du Morgue! 1970

The Neon Riddle! 1971

Adventures with Henrietta the Huntsman 1973

Farming Gone Wrong! 1973

Gift [An Overview] – 1975 – Present

Bugs vs. Ladybumps 1976

The Flat Furry Duck! 1976/77

A Splat in the Patty aka … 1976

The Human Trout 1977

Pen Pals, Pay Pals – Return To Sender 1977

The 7 Left Shoes 1973 – 1978

Fork Off! Fork Off A Shaggy Dog Story 1978

Killer Orgies at my School aka One Boob Too Many!! 1978

More Tea Headmaster? 1978

“The Incident – we shall not discuss this again!” 1978

Parental Invasion – The ultimate scare!! 1978

Pandebamboomonium! 1978

Everybody’s Squirrelling 1979

Mr Inappropriate 1979 – Full Story

If Anyone Knows, Warty Nose! 1978

Ten Green Bottles And Then Some! Christmas 1979!

“Jerk You Burk!” In Service to the Queen 1980

Don’t Call Me Sir – Chef!! 1980

A Bold Decision 1980

Forever in Blue Jeans 1980

Stop Needling Me … PussyCat! 1980

France First, The World After! 1981

Ducks! Ducks Love Bread Sir! Honest! 1981

Whistling Up Red Cabbage Come Condom! 1981

Urban Eggheads – If You Go Down To The Woods Today ….. 1981

The Lone Nutman 1981

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! – I Cried Me A Lemon! 1982

The First Time Tickle 1982

Nothing Quite Beats Pipe Music! 1983

The Dracula Tour 1983

Passport Control Greek Style 1984

A Tipple Too Long – The Archers of Malibu! 1984

Mars Calling!! 1985

The Wall! 1985

“It’s No Safe Here Constable!” 1985

Fashion Passion – Pass the Peanuts Please! 1986

Not Just Crackers! 1986

Dancing by my Numbers 1987

Dancing by my Numbers 1988

Dental Express Nothing To Smile About!! 1989

Food is Food, However It Looks, Right? 1989

Bathtime Timetables – Trains, Ferries, Coaches! 1989-1992

The Art of Wearing only a Smile 1991

The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 1

The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 2

The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 3

The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 4

Accidental Entry 1991

The Misfortunate Dwayne Bluter 1992

Mr Burly’s Snug Fitting! 1993

Got You -The Challenging Bobo! 1993

From Dooalot to Doolittle 1993

When in doubt call for Man 10! 1994

“Oh Mmmmmy God!!” 1995

A Right Pig’s Ear! 1997

Run, Skip and Hop Degu 1999

A Tipple Too Far – Party Conga! 1999/2000

The Sex Tape 2001

Ding Dong The Witch Might Not Be Dead! 2001!

What a Right Randy Rupert! 2001

Hot Chilli Kat 2001

Magical Moments … well for me anyway! 2001

Barking Mad Minis – Broken N 2! 2002

Sulcata Knows Nose! 2003

That’s Just Baaaad Pygmy! 2003

Alpaca Right Now! 2003

Pepe Twas NOT Heavenly Scent! 2003!

Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E1 2003

Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E2 2003

Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E3 – 2003

One Raccoon Too Many! 2004

“It’s A Fair Cop You Dirty Rat!!” 2004

The Babysitter …. oops! 2004

One Way or Another! 2005

“You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 1 – 2007

“You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 2 – 2007

You’re Lion, That’s a Lot of Tiger! 2008

Even Grim Can Be Funny 2009

The Dating Game 2009 – 2011

14 – 48 Yesterdays’ Bombshells 2010

What A Dilemma – The Sequel 2009 – 2012

50+ First Dates Didn’t Prepare Me for … … dating at 50! 2013 [Full Story]

Things That Go Bum In The Night! 2014!

Rabbit Testicles, Frog Droppings! 2015

The Wet Patch! 2015

Hashtag Hash!! 2015

Little Georgie 2017

What – Did She Just Say That?? 2018

Warts and All Boar! 2018

The Elusive Farting Goat!! 2018

Bear Necessities 2018

Don’t Call Me Gym! 2018

287 Snails and the Nana Nana Moment! 2019

Creepy Crawlies Becoming Crawly Creepies! 2019

Slippery Leapers and Slimy Suckers! 2019


Some Stories And Tales  Still To Come

Vegemite Boy!

Cobras On The Wind

Fakirs, Charmers and Charming Feckers!

Heads’ Up Skiing Antics

Ping Pong the Garbage Collector-

Rockabilly High School

Dandenong Hikey

Come Fly With Me

A Roma Not Heaven Scent

Let Me In, Dammit!

Bubble wrap and Cotton wool

The Mad Two Minute College Run!

Slicky Slicky Oil Slicky

Custard and Carrots Is Not Custard

A Good Tonguing!

Just Me and the Apron!

My First Sex Party

Oh Come On Eileen – The Great Hike

Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers!

Tanned Once Only!

Ratcatcher’s Salami Sandwich!

Not That Wire Mr Frizzy!

Assassin’s Speed!

The Mad Chef of Ockley!

Mon Dieu Sacré-Cœur Rollover Sunday

Still Life

The Interview

Escorting The Orgy!

First Escort Jitters

Whilst You Are There and other Gales I Have Known!

An Eye For An Eye

Mice in Da Car!

Brushtail Attica!

Ferret Nose Ring!

Blue Skies Above

Ay Up Pompeii

Not That Wire Mr Frizzy! 2

A Micro breakfast – Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up

Is That A Monkey on my Shoulder?

Shirt, Tie and Runaway Blazer!

Cows a Running!

There Be Cows In Those Fields Skipper!

Coils Upon Coils!

Do You Hear Da Voices?


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