Secret Journal Musings


This little series will look at some of the biggest ‘Duh Me’ moments in my life! The Oopsy Daisies, the ‘you have got to be kidding me’s’, the dumb as a box of rocks and a few sandwiches short of a picnic hamper occasions, when even l surprise myself!!

I am a walking disaster at times, can get lost going around the corner, a total Accidental Aspergian, the guy who steps into the manhole, or the puddle that wasn’t one! Not all of them, are rip roaringly funny, some are just atypically really, really bad luck, but l am not always surprised at that, it’s my life!

In this series will be …. sadly all true!


Fork Off! Fork Off! 1978

Everybody’s Squirrelling 1979

Jerk You Burk – In Service to the Queen 1980

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! – I Cried Me A Lemon! 1982

Fashion Passion – Pass The Peanuts Please 1986

I Carried a Watermelon 1# – Oh Myyyyyyyy God! 1995

One Too Many Raccoons 2004



Bathtime Timetables – Trains, Ferries, Coaches!

The Accidental Aspergian

Mr Inappropriate

Millennium Fairy Tales!

Ganga Gardening

Shirt, Tie and Runaway Blazer!

The 7 Left Shoes!

Oh Come On Eileen!

Run Ins With Wildlife!

Am Not Bot

Passport Control Greek Style

Mars Calling!

Walk Like a Frog!

Cows a Running!

Blue Skies Above?

Shitty Motorcross!

First Date Jitters

Not That Wire Mr Frizzy!

A Butterfly Too Far!

Cobras On The Wind!

Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!!

The Pony That Forgot That It WAS NOT A Horse!!

Barking Mad Minis!

Heads’ Up Skiing AnticsBefore First Date Disaster!

There Be Cows In Those Fields Skipper!

The Accidental Doolittle

Along Came A Tarantula

Dental Express!

Hashtag Hash

German Tea Headmaster?





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