Stories and Tales Directory

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Stories and Tales Directory

The 60’s

Along Came the Spider’s …… 1968

Ganja Gardening!! 1969

The 9 Lives Theory 1969

Butterfly Dipping 1969

Our Little Secret 1969

Splat!! 1969

The 70’s

Ice Du Morgue! 1970

Cold Broken Walls and Piles 1970

Adventures with Henrietta the Huntsman 1973

The Neon Riddle! 1971

Farming Gone Wrong! 1973

The 7 Left Shoes 1973 – 1978

“The Incident – we shall not discuss this again!” 1978

Killer Orgies at my School aka One Boob Too Many!! 1978

Fork Off! Fork Off A Shaggy Dog Story 1978

Mr Inappropriate 1979 – Full Story

If Anyone Knows, Warty Nose! 1978

Pandebamboomonium! 1978

Parental Invasion – The ultimate scare!! 1978

Ten Green Bottles And Then Some! Christmas 1979!

Everybody’s Squirrelling 1979

The 70’s

Pen Pals, Pay Pals – Return To Sender 1977

More Tea Headmaster? 1978

Bugs vs. Ladybumps 1976

The Flat Furry Duck! 1976/77

The Human Trout 1977

A Splat in the Patty aka … 1976

Gift [An Overview] – 1975 – Present

The 80’s

Don’t Call Me Sir – Chef!! 1980

“Jerk You Burk!” In Service to the Queen 1980

Food is Food, However It Looks, Right? 1989

Bathtime Timetables – Trains, Ferries, Coaches! 1989-1992

Dancing by my Numbers 1988

Dancing by my Numbers 1987

Dental Express Nothing To Smile About!! 1989

France First, The World After! 1981

Not Just Crackers! 1986

Fashion Passion – Pass the Peanuts Please! 1986

The Wall! 1985

“It’s No Safe Here Constable!” 1985

Forever in Blue Jeans 1980

Mars Calling!! 1985

Stop Needling Me … PussyCat! 1980

The 80’s

Stop Needling Me … PussyCat! 1980

A Tipple Too Long – The Archers of Malibu! 1984

The Dracula Tour 1983

Passport Control Greek Style 1984

The First Time Tickle 1982

Nothing Quite Beats Pipe Music! 1983

The Lone Nutman 1981

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! – I Cried Me A Lemon! 1982

Whistling Up Red Cabbage Come Condom! 1981

Ducks! Ducks Love Bread Sir! Honest! 1981

Urban Eggheads – If You Go Down To The Woods Today ….. 1981

A Bold Decision 1980

Dee Lish Shush! 1982 – Full Story

The 90’s

The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 1
The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 2
The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 3
The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra 1991 – 4
The Art of Wearing only a Smile 1991
When in doubt call for Man 10! 1994
A Right Pig’s Ear! 1997
Mr Burly’s Snug Fitting! 1993
The Misfortunate Dwayne Bluter 1992
Got You -The Challenging Bobo! 1993
“Oh Mmmmmy God!!” 1995
Run, Skip and Hop Degu 1999
A Right Pig’s Ear! 1997
From Dooalot to Doolittle 1993
A Tipple Too Far – Party Conga! 1999/2000

The 90’s – The 00’s

Thought I Saw A Puddy Cat! 1993 – 2011
I Thought I Saw A I Did – I Did!! 1993 – 2011
I Thought I Saw A … Yep! Oh Most Assuredly! 1993 – 2011

The 00’s

Hot Chilli Kat 2001
Magical Moments … well for me anyway! 2001
Barking Mad Minis – Broken N 2! 2002
Sulcata Knows Nose! 2003
That’s Just Baaaad Pygmy! 2003
Pepe Twas NOT Heavenly Scent! 2003!
Alpaca Right Now! 2003
One Raccoon Too Many! 2004
“It’s A Fair Cop You Dirty Rat!!” 2004
The Babysitter …. oops! 2004
Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E1 2003
Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E2 2003
Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E3 – 2003
One Way or Another! 2005
You’re Lion, That’s a Lot of Tiger! 2008
The Sex Tape 2001
Ding Dong The Witch Might Not Be Dead! 2001!
What a Right Randy Rupert! 2001
“You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 1 – 2007
“You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 2 – 2007
Even Grim Can Be Funny 2009
The Dating Game 2009 – 2011
What A Dilemma – The Sequel 2009 – 2012
Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E4
Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E5

The 10’s

14 – 48 Yesterdays’ Bombshells 2010
50+ First Dates Didn’t Prepare Me for … … dating at 50! 2013 [Full Story]
Things That Go Bum In The Night! 2014!
Rabbit Testicles, Frog Droppings! 2015
The Wet Patch! 2015
Hashtag Hash!! 2015
Little Georgie 2017
What – Did She Just Say That?? 2018
Warts and All Boar! 2018
The Elusive Farting Goat!! 2018
Bear Necessities 2018
Don’t Call Me Gym! 2018
287 Snails and the Nana Nana Moment! 2019
Creepy Crawlies Becoming Crawly Creepies! 2019
Slippery Leapers and Slimy Suckers! 2019


Stories And Tales  Still To Come

Not That Wire Mr Frizzy! Not That Wire Mr Frizzy Again!
Assassin’s Speed! The Mad Chef of Ockley!
Mon Dieu Sacré-Cœur Rollover Sunday Fruity Still Life
Ratcatcher’s Salami Sandwich! The Interview
Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up Tanned Once Only!
Oh Come On Eileen – The Great Hike Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up
Just Me and the Apron! My First Sex Party
A Good Tonguing! The Sexiest Interview Ever
Slicky Slicky Oil Slicky Custard and Carrots Is Not Custard
Bubble wrap and Cotton wool The Mad Two Minute College Run!
A Roma Not Heaven Scent Let Me In, Dammit!
Dandenong Hikey Come Fly With Me
Ping Pong the Garbage Collector- Rockabilly High School
Fakirs, Charmers and Charming Feckers! Heads’ Up Skiing Antics
Vegemite Boy! Cobras On The Wind
Escorting The Orgy! First Escort Jitters
Whilst You Are There and other Gales I Have Known! An Eye For An Eye
Mice in Da Car! Brushtail Attica!
Ferret Nose Ring! Blue Skies Above
Ay Up Pompeii A Micro breakfast – Nothing Beats A Big Fry Up
Is That A Monkey on my Shoulder? Shirt, Tie and Runaway Blazer!
Cows a Running! There Be Cows In Those Fields Skipper!
Coils Upon Coils! Do You Hear Da Voices?

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