Stories and Tales

1968Along Came the Spider’s
1969Ganja Gardening!!
1969The 9 Lives Theory
1969Butterfly Dipping
1969Our Little Secret
1970Ice Du Morgue!
1970Cold Broken Walls and Piles
1971The Neon Riddle!
1973Adventures with Henrietta the Huntsman
1973Farming Gone Wrong!
1975Gift [An Overview]
1976Bugs vs. Ladybumps 
1976A Splat in the Patty
1976The Flat Furry Duck! 
1977The Human Trout
1977Pen Pals, Pay Pals – Return To Sender 
1978“The Incident – we shall not discuss this again!”
1978Killer Orgies at my School aka One Boob Too Many!! 
1978Fork Off! Fork Off A Shaggy Dog Story 
1978If Anyone Knows, Warty Nose! 
1978Parental Invasion – The ultimate scare!! 
1978More Tea Headmaster? 
73-78The 7 Left Shoes
1979Mr Inappropriate
1979Everybody’s Squirrelling
1979Ten Green Bottles And Then Some!
1980Don’t Call Me Sir – Chef!!
1980Crème brûlée aka Caramelized Custardy Carrots
1980“Jerk You Burk!” In Service to the Queen 
1980Forever in Blue Jeans 
1980Stop Needling Me … PussyCat!
1980A Bold Decision
1981France First, The World After! 
1981Urban Eggheads – If You Go Down To The Woods Today
1981A’Right Friday Fryer ‘Uck’ Up!
1981Ducks! Ducks Love Bread Sir! Honest! 
1981The Lone Nutman 
1981Whistling Up Red Cabbage Come Condom! 
1982Dee Lish Shush!
1982Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! – I Cried Me A Lemon!
1982The First Time Tickle 
1983The Dracula Tour 
1983Nothing Quite Beats Pipe Music! 
1983 Liam Ratcatcher! 
1984A Tipple Too Long – The Archers of Malibu! 
1984Passport Control Greek Style 
1985The Wall!
1985“It’s No Safe Here Constable!”
1985Mars Calling!!
1986Not Just Crackers! 
1986Fashion Passion – Pass the Peanuts Please! 
1987Dancing by my Numbers 
1988Dancing by my Numbers 
1989Food is Food, However It Looks, Right?
1989Dental Express Nothing To Smile About!!
89-92Bathtime Timetables – Trains, Ferries, Coaches! 

1991The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra – 1
The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra – 2
The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra – 3
The Naked Strewthpidity of Camp Tantra – 4
1991The Art of Wearing only a Smile 
1992The Misfortunate Dwayne Bluter
1993Mr Burly’s Snug Fitting!
1993From Dooalot to Doolittle 
93-11Thought I Saw A Puddy Cat! 1993 – 2011
I Thought I Saw A I Did – I Did!! 1993
I Thought I Saw A … Yep! Oh Most Assuredly! 1996
I Thought I Saw A … Phew Not Going Nuts Then! 1997
1994When in doubt call for Man 10!
1995Got You -The Challenging Bobo!
1995“Oh Mmmmmy God!!” 
1997A Right Pig’s Ear! 
1997 The Great Escape – The Full Story 
1999Run, Skip and Hop Degu 
99-00A Tipple Too Far – Party Conga! 1999/2000
2001Hot Chilli Kat
2001The Sex Tape
2001Ding Dong The Witch Might Not Be Dead!
2001What a Right Randy Rupert!
2001Magical Moments … well for me anyway!
2002Barking Mad Minis – Broken N 2
2003Sulcata Knows Nose!
2003That’s Just Baaaad Pygmy! 
2003Pepe Twas NOT Heavenly Scent!
2003Alpaca Right Now!
2003Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E1 
2003Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E2 
2003Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!! E3
2004One Raccoon Too Many! 
2004“It’s A Fair Cop You Dirty Rat!!”
2004The Babysitter …. oops! 
2005One Way or Another! 
07-11Pussy Hunters Are Us!
2007“You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 1
“You’re Gonna’ need a Bigger Boat Skip!!” 2
2008You’re Lion, That’s a Lot of Tiger!
2009Even Grim Can Be Funny 
09-11The Dating Game
09-12What A Dilemma – The Sequel
201014 – 48 Yesterdays’ Bombshells 
201350+ First Dates Didn’t Prepare Me for … … dating at 50!
2014Things That Go Bum In The Night!
2015Rabbit Testicles, Frog Droppings!
2015The Wet Patch!
2015Hashtag Hash!!
2017Little Georgie
2017What – Did She Just Say That?? 
2018Warts and All Boar!
2018The Elusive Farting Goat!!
2018Bear Necessities
2018Don’t Call Me Gym! 
2019287 Snails and the Nana Nana Moment!
2019Creepy Crawlies Becoming Crawly Creepies!
2019Slippery Leapers and Slimy Suckers!
The Confessions of A Ghost Hunter 1980 – 1983
The Confessions of The Sensuality Discovery Years – 1982 – 1993
The Confessions of A Party Chef 1982 – 1985
The Confessions of A Dawner Raver 1988 – 1990
The Confessions of A Nightclub Promoter – 1988 – 1989
The Confessions of A Catwalk Choreographer – 1988 – 1989
The Confessions of An Adult Escort – 1990 – 1992
The Confessions of An Adult Magazine Freelancer – 1992 – 1993
Behind Closed Doors
Pawtism – Our Social Ambassadors
More Than Family – Proper Mates!
Together We Are One Mind
The Last Pack Member

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