Secret Journal Imaginations


This little series will look at some of the biggest ‘Duh Me’ moments in my life! The Oopsy Daisies, the ‘you have got to be kidding me’s’, the dumb as a box of rocks and a few sandwiches short of a picnic hamper occasions, when even l surprise myself!!

I am a walking disaster at times, can get lost going around the corner, a total Accidental Aspergian, the guy who steps into the manhole, or the puddle that wasn’t one!

In this series will be …. sadly all true!


Everybody’s Squirrelling 1979

Jerk You Burk – In Service to the Queen 1980

Fashion Passion – Pass The Peanuts Please 1986



Bathtime Timetables – Trains, Ferries, Coaches!

One Too Many Raccoons

Millennium Fairy Tales!

Ganga Gardening

Shirt, Tie and Runaway Blazer!

The 7 Left Shoes!

Oh Come On Eileen!

Run Ins With Wildlife!

Am Not Bot

Passport Control Greek Style

Mars Calling!

Walk Like a Frog!

Feathered Helicopters!

Cows a Running!

Blue Skies Above?

Shitty Motorcross!

First Date Jitters

Not That Wire Mr Frizzy!

A Butterfly Too Far!

Cobras On The Wind!

Runaway, Runaway, WHOA!!

The Pony That Forgot That It WAS NOT A Horse!!

Barking Mad Minis!

Heads’ Up Skiing AnticsBefore First Date Disaster!

Along Came A Tarantula!

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy!

Dental Express!

Hashtag Hash

German Tea Headmaster?







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