1] Your Name?
2] What do you call your 2-leggeds?
3] What K9 Breed are you?
4] How Old Are You?
5] Do you live inside or outside and more importantly – do you run your household?
6] Where abouts in the world do you live?
7] How often do you take your 2 leggeds for a walk?
8] Do you do lots of adventuring when out and about?
9] Do your 2 leggeds allow you to talk to other K9’s on your walks or do they huff and puff behind you and urge you to hurry along?
10] Are you allowed to do ‘stuff’ on your walks freely? Do you walk off or on lead?
11] Have your 2 leggeds ever embarrassed you? If so how?
12] Do your 2 leggeds expect you to fetch the ball/toy every time during soft/hard play?
13] Do you have favourite toys and if so, what are they?
14] Are you a very much loved K9?
15] Do your 2 leggeds take you away on holidays with them?
16] Are you given treats? What are your favourites?
17] Are you fed a nutritional diet and is your food moist or dry or both or even the raw meat diet?
18] Are you allowed to sample your 2 leggeds food?
19] Do you have a favourite piece of 2 legged clothing and if so, do they know?
20] Do you deliberately play up at times, just to annoy or worry the 2 leggeds?
21] Do you have a bed or a favourite sleeping place?
22] Are you always with your 2-leggeds or do you sometimes need ‘Time out?’
23] Do your 2 leggeds make you ‘dress up?’ If so, when or what for and do you enjoy it?
24] Are you photogenic or make them run after you to capture you on film?
25] Do you have a friendly vet?
26] What would be your pawfect day?
Finally, in your own words tell us something about both you and your 2 leggeds that the questions haven’t touched on or asked about – something unique …