Owl Humour Isn’t Fowl!

Thursday Inspo 84

Paula of Light Motifs II
Welcome to Thursday Inspiration! This is my weekly prompt and hopefully it will inspire you to write something creative, perhaps a poem or a piece of flash fiction. I will try to visit everyone who links back to this post.
This week’s theme is learn and the image is below. Here’s a snippet of song from Alanis Morissette’s “You Learn.”

Owl Humour Isn’t Fowl!

I have heard them all,
Or should l say owl?
Therefore,
…it would read l have heard them owl!
My Great Horned teacher,
Was a hoot when it came to puns!
Nothing got past her,
She was simply owlsome at quick ones!
Back in the day,
… when l was but a wee feathered young un,
She would quite often say,
“You should try to learn all the owl puns…
… Tawny!”
“ You never know when they might prove useful!”
“And l would answer, “Oh Yes Great Horny!”
Because it wasn’t often that she wasn’t truthful.”
So l did, l learned them owl,
…. Every single one of them for fun!
Mind you, l learned everything about all fowl!
… from jokes to riddles and puns!
I’m talon you no lies,
Nor do l jest,
Owl humour is for the learned and wise,
… and is quite simply the absolute best!

© Rory Matier 2020

15 thoughts on “Owl Humour Isn’t Fowl!

    1. Hahaha excellent – it’s good l don’t have a dirty mind … l was listening to The Owl and the Pussycat today, also thankful l didn’t have a terribly dirty mind ……………………. 🙂

  1. Oh me, it looks like WordPress isn’t going to play nice.
    This was quite a hoot! The best pun is a terrible pun.
    ~Cie from Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost~

  2. Giving it one more try.
    This was quite a hoot! The best pun is a terrible pun.
    ~Cie from Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost~

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