|The Breakfast Club Collective Directory|
|It’s A Beautiful Day – A Jolly Good Morning To You|
|Monday 16th November 2020 – Season 14 – Series 10|
[Ps if anyone would also like to have music dedicated to them please do let me know below]
Here’s wishing my Monday Guest Stars an Awesome day and a great start to the week ahead!!
Hope you enjoy your music.
My Beautiful Day – Monday Choice
|Kristian – Tales of the mind of Kristian|
The Word of the Day – Prompt
|Words Used Below|
I know what you are thinking already,
Trust me l really do,
You’re thinking what’s that messy…
…. Looking ‘plotless’ word? He ain’t got a clue!
But honest to goodness l do!
I mean not to come across …
…. as a rogue or faitour,
Or even an overzealous Pangloss,
But the word exists in literature!
Perhaps not in your dictionary,
… nor even in your wildest search,
Across the furthest reaches of thesauri,
But, whilst it might not currently perch,
Where you can see it clearly,
… does not mean it is a word of disbelief,
Merely that it sits rather queerly,
In the confines of my quirksome stables of covfefe!
Aye, l meant to write it that way,
… Perhaps to confuse and confuddle?
To see if it was possible to display…
… it’s awkwardness with some juggle!
So you can imagine my purest delight,
…. And my woots of triumph,
To see in text that it does indeed look alright…
… and it’s way bigger than the mighty Goliath!
I can ‘t resist the lure of exciting words,
… that make my fingertips quiver and throb!
Or listen out for terms that others misheard…
… making them scratch for other thingamabobs!
It’s the order of words at times, l think …
… when strange appears and induces a blink!
Those who like to count and be correct..
Don’t like word oddities that make them erect!
… in a most unpleasant style,
One of which they are unaccustomed to,
They have nay tolerance for aeolistic freestyle!
… and would see it gone with no sweet adieu!
Tis indeed the sad fact of those callipygian gents,
… who prefer words of character and grace,
Not ill fated words like Kluluffuoff which are abhorrent,
… and should be discarded with no trace!
They only have time for those which are amazing,
And not the creeping’s from letter butchery and improvising,
… from the monsters who besmirch words of grandeur,
Or even those anecdote raconteurs!
Absolutely no go!!
Therefore it shouldn’t be surprising,
… to those who do love the beauty of odd and quirk
That not everything you can think of devising,
Will be well met with pleased eyes from literary jobsworths!!!
© Rory Matier 2020