How Dirty Is Your Mind?

Can you look upon an innocent image and see it for what it is ………… or …. do you see something else?

Take the examples below, what do you see?

I mean, two oranges next to a banana that’s normal right, the letter i added to the words to let, someone sucking on a lollipop in a strange and bizarre way l mean these are all INNOCENT actions right?


Well to most people, probably, but not to all apparently …

What can you find in a man’s pants, that you’ll not find in a woman’s dress?

Give me a four letter word that ends with the letter K and means the same as intercourse?

Name me if you can – l am usually 6″ long and go inside your mouth and if l vibrate you have more fun?

I go in, occasionally cause pain, fill all your holes when asked, and ask you to spit and not swallow – l am a ?

Finally, what’s hairy on the outside , soft and wet on the inside and starts with a C and ends with a T?

So do you have a dirty or a clean mind – do you find innuendo appropriate or childish and lurid? I recall reading an article years ago that suggested having a dirty mind enables you to both think clearly and remember with clarity. That was based upon the fact that sexual thoughts provoked emotions and emotions made for interest and interesting things prove to be memorable for us.

What do you think about having a dirty mind then?

Let me know your thoughts below. Thanks.

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22 thoughts on “How Dirty Is Your Mind?

  1. I’m pretty innocent, I’ve found. As I’ve gotten older, however, I’ve developed a theory that, if I don’t understand a joke, I just need to think of it in a sexual content.

  2. I can give two answers for each question… a “clean” answer and a “dirty” one. I think everyone already knows I can be a “bawdy wench”. It’s all in good fun!πŸ˜‰

  3. People always say to me ‘get your mind out of the gutter’… i can’t help it, i inherited it from my mum πŸ˜‚ my Nan is just as bad too!

    1. Hey, good evening πŸ™‚

      I think a lot of us knowingly and unknowingly alike at times are hard wired to see two sides especially when humour is present – thanks for commenting πŸ™‚

      1. <3 <3 <3

        You should come and check out some of my dresses Rory…I have a few with pockets. None of them have a crotch though. Maybe we can compromise on the first one and call it a crotch?

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