Are You Practically Useless or Useful?
Golly Gosh and Gasp!! What on earth are you asking … implying with a question like that??
Well you see, me … l am not the most practical person going … a few bulbs short of the box or sandwiches short of the hamper, not the brightest spark in the firecracker box … are you with me now?
I am an intelligent guy … academically BUT there are limitations to my practicality!
I am legion at being accidental, misadventurous, flipsy and flopsy and clumsy to boot. If there is an accident waiting to happen l can guarantee you l will find it, it’ll be earmarked for me if l am in the vicinity! I am dangerous with tools – it’s NOT that l am really bad ……………. well … intelligent practicalities l am doomed for on account of a lack of patience with small and fiddly things … BUT l excel at dumb brute strength tasks!
If l have things that need to be assembled …. well someone else does them … like Suze currently! When l was at technical college in my tender teenager years, l was the ONLY person in all of my class to make a 65 squared chessboard!!
Want something broken, dug or anything grunted at … l am your guy!!