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Three ways to avoid electrocution ….

1] Do not play with electrical appliances
2] Remember to use an RCD Adaptor
or 3]My way – The Aspie Way …. that being …. [May 2013]  … forget to plug in electrical appliance to RCD Adaptor then spend 20 minutes trying to figure out why the strimmer will not work, only to be told by a neighbour that you must be looking to avoid electrocution because you have not plugged the bloody thing in!!!

………………. Ooooooh riiiiiiiight!

Rory Matier

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Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.     

Seth MacFarlane

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Well, first there is just shocking right? Then there is completely shocked and then there are those short sharp shocks! They have got to be the worst!

I have learned my lesson trust me ….! 

Rory Matier

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12 thoughts on “Random Quotes 535#

  1. I can’t watch that Peter Gabriel video. It creeps me out. It creeped me out in the 80s when it came out… *shudder*

    I’d never heard of Shocking Blue. I only knew the Bananarama version (and think about THAT name😉😂)

    I tend to be very very careful with electricy! I’m always getting little static jolts in dry weather. I don’t need the big jolts😱

    I rarely feel the other definition of shock. I don’t own pearls so I couldn’t clutch them😆💌

  2. Ohhh I dunno… I like to shock sometimes lol ✌️😄

    I prefer to call it seeing how far I can push it lol 😄✌️

    A good shock wakes you up – keeps you alive 🤟

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