Series 1 – Episode 4
|Winnie – the Pooh’s Eeyore and Shrek’s Donkey could frantically sink in quicksand – but – Francis, Ruth, Blue and Jeanette all mules would probably not, due to their ability to stay calm.|
|There is enough cyanide in the crushed seeds of just 5 peachs to kill a human being! Make sure you don’t get peach seeds mixed up with almond seeds though – same nutty type of family!|
|The Bible is the most shoplifted book on earth – thieves religiously steal it yearly with both enthusiasm and fervor!|
|When you see a dead body in Utah – do not swear!! It is illegal to do so and you could be arrested!|
|Balls of steel are kind of antiquated these days, sorry Superman – but Clark if you really wanted to impress Lois Lane then put your grapes into a microwave and say hello to the plasma baby!!|
Catch you next time, thanks for reading!