Random Quotes 516#

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Season 4 – 501 –

“Shoes l Think That Make A Difference…..

Guppies would make ugly puppies. But l like a nice pair of puppies!

Absofrigginglutely! With nipples like bullets!

Alice, we are talking about Hush Puppies since when did shoes have nipples?

Ooooh, I thought they were like those snazzy sneakers, you know the shoes you can buy accessories for?

Ok, but how many sneakers do you know of that have nipples??

Mm, maybe l am thinking of something else then – but trust me one day, they’ll be here!!

One of those strange conversations with friends – Rory Matier 1993


“But the truth is, I want to be some woman’s work boots, not her high heels.”
“Work boots?” What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?
“Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out when she wants to get down and dirty, hiking or gardening or boating or painting the kitchen. The ones she relies on and trusts and lives her life hard and good and on her terms in. Her favorites.”

Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast


Are you saying Alice that some puppies are floppy?

Not spaniel puppies, I hope. No excuse for floppiness!

Well to be honest l have never heard puppies make much noise, so l guess perhaps they would be called Hush Puppies?

“Yes, hush the puppies beware the bounce!”

Alice, again l ask … you know we are talking shoes, not puppies and or  … bouncy puppies …. although l think l know what you mean, there is afterall a connection, BUT ……

“Oh damn sorry, okay then, l like a nice pair of sexy pink Sneaksies ‘s then, happy? Anything as long as they bounce!”


One of those strange conversations with friends – Rory Matier 1993


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5 thoughts on “Random Quotes 516#

    1. Haha, yes they are like puzzles – l remember the conversation between Alice and myself crystally clear, she was always on about bouncing … oh and shoes 🙂

  1. Thanks for the laugh this morning Rory! What fascinating conversations! I wonder if your friend will come with a patent for certain shoes, but it seems like she’s just describing a shoe she likes. Erin’s quotes on dogs is

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