This track, just seems … fitting!
Who Said … Lucky Bird Poop??
Aka – The Astonishing Speed of Shit Happens!
Who said that being shat on by a seagull or a bird any bird was lucky?? Who said that? Because Suze has a bone to pick with them!
DPK Breakfast £9.50 Old english sausage, 2 smoked bacon, DPK hash, 2 eggs, tomato, mushrooms and granary toast with a side serving of avocado!
We have tried very much since Scrappy’s passing to start to do the things we said we wanted to, but couldn’t because of how Scrappy’s health and decline had become and of course we couldn’t take her anywhere for the last four months or so of her life and prior to this as a family we were always going out for lunch or breakfast somewhere – so as part of the ‘In Memories to Scraps’, Suze and l try to trial somewhere different each weekend. DPK was just that place for today and we weren’t disappointed! Excellent food and somewhere which we will go again and soon.
Deal Pier is a nice walk as well, might have been a little more pleasant if the weather wasn’t so overcast – but hey at least we were lucky that it wasn’t raining …. mm, well okay perhaps that might need rephrasing! It wasn’t raining — ‘rain” BUT it was raining seagull poop!
Suze and l were walking side by side back down one of the alleys from the cafe to the town centre when above me l saw two seagulls swooping in and l saw that they both dive bombed dropped poop! I swerved out the way and said “Whew , wow talk about lucky that could have been messy!!” When behind me l heard, “Yeah for some perhaps!!”
Turning around l discover Suze didn’t see the poop coming and didn’t swerve! Oops! No, OF course l didn’t laugh!!
Okay, of course l did, l mean it’s lucky isn’t it? To be pooped on by a bird? Even if it is a huge seagull! Right??
Suze said she didn’t feel lucky and l tried to tell her, that she should count her lucky stars and that soon ‘good luck’ would be knocking on the door! I told her that l had read an article about seagulls pooping on people …. but she wasn’t interested!
However, we walked back to the car, got the wet wipes, cleaned Suze up and then proceeded to walk to the town centre and we had a quick look at a charity shop where l got this!!
I have a thing for cardigans, this cost me £4 and is in perfect condition – size large and a great cowl necked toggled cardigan! How’s that for luck? I just walked in to the shop, saw it on the rail and said ‘Yep, that’ll do very nicely, what a lucky find!!”
Suze said ‘”Hang on a minute why is it that you are always this lucky? You walk into a charity shop, get a great cardigan, for £4 that fits?? I have just been shit on by a seagull – what happened to the good luck you said l would get??”
“Babes, l didn’t specifically say – it would be your luck, l just said ‘good luck’ would be knocking on the door ………..!”
That didn’t go down well!
But hey, that’s the thing about luck isn’t it?
Bad luck wasn’t far behind however, l had egg whites in the poached eggs for breakfast and l now have a seriously bad stomach! As they say, what goes around, comes around, eh!? A spot on case of the astonishing speed of shit happens!
So, how about you – been shat on by a bird lately and got lucky? Let me know below!