The Things People Say!

The Things People Say!

An introduction first before tomorrow’s game …

What is ‘The Things That People Say!” as a game?

Well in order to understand it as a prompt game, let’s look at where it began for me …… as a thing first shall we?

“Chewing Them Like Tobacco Plugs!”

When l was 14/15 years of age, [1978] –  [well over forty years ago now] l sadly and most dreadfully had a wart on my nose! Not like a witches warty nose as in on top …. like below!  No, not like that … mine was worse – well for me anyway! [I wrote a story about it too – and it’s here … If Anyone Knows, Warty Nose! 1978

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Mine was attached to my nostril on the right upper inner and outer flare side and was towards the end of its life on my nose about the size of a five pence piece … the size below to be precise!

YES!! That’s right! Hanging off my nose!!

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It was an alien growth all of it’s own – in fact l wouldn’t be surprised if  – YES IF, someone at the hospital had suggested my wart as an idea to Ridely Scott for this scene!

OK, it wasn’t that bad – BUT even though these days l don’t get embarassed, all those years ago, l wasn’t embarassed BUT l was very conscious of certain things. My parents made me hyper conscious to things as well. I would try and ignore the wart on my nose – l was receiving treatment [wasn’t lazer then] and l was trying to remain focused – but my family – father, mother and sister all thought it highly amusing to call me the Wicked Warty Witch of Surrey … which really didn’t help matters and so l developed a complex regarding my nose.

So much so, that l started to not look at people when l spoke to them … this was already bad enough, because when younger and completely oblivious to my Asperger’s – something that would not be recognised until 2008 – l was already NOT looking people in the eye but looking over their shoulders, or at their chin or the top of their heads! But now l wasn’t looking at them, and if l did look at someone , l tried to look at them only with the left side of my face!

I started to feel like Joseph Merrick of the Elephant Man – l wanted to wear a pillowcase over my head and it was my family that started that problem for me …. now, however to The Things That People Say….

I started to listen to conversations with my head bowed down, people thought l was eavesdropping and at first l wasn’t, l was just painfully shy and conscious that l had a growth the size of London hanging out of my nose! But as time progressed, and l got older and long after the wart had been painfully removed via burning – l when zoning out of boring conversations – would zone in – incidentally – to other conversations around me and when you do this — you hear some absolutely cracking corkers!

My wart which l have no idea how l came to contract it  – after several painful months and remember this was the later 70’s – was burned off using a combination of something like a soldering iron and acid – very nasty and it took me a further year to start talking to people normally again…well normal for me anyway!

But by this time, l had started a brand new hobby and this hobby has been with me for well over forty years – l became a spermologer which l have always found absolutely fascinating if somewhat kinky as a word – next to horologist and to a person who adores eclecticism – which is another lovely word by itself again – as it just rolls off the tongue – it is just wonderful! But l have hundreds of collected eavesdrops on conversation…. bits of trivia is what l collect!

So l figured why not put them into a fiction writing prompt?

Let’s see as a pilot how you might fare with a small teaser .. and in fact the original conversation on the 23rd May 1978 – 8 days after my 15th Birthday –  Google tells me it was a Tuesday and that is correct because l had appointments on a Tuesday at Woking hospital with the nurse whose responsibility it was to solder off my nose! I had to go to the hospital for early evening appointments – of which these were over a course of three months – so by September 1978 l was wart free!!

The following lines came from a conversation … l heard from two older girls sat behind me in the age bracket of 17 maybe 18 years of age and completely oblivious to my presence in front of them!

Girl 1: “So did Tom take you out last night then?”
Girl 2: “Yeah, we went to the cinema, saw that film he wanted to see, boooooooring, but hey it was a night out and he took me to the Wimpy afterwards for a burger and chips so all good!”
Girl 1: “Oh right, so still fancy him then do ya, done it with him yet?”
Girl 2: “Yeah and yeah, nothing special ya know … but he’s alright, got a nice car, l like his car.”
Girl 1: “Mm, lucky you .. Pete’s a bit slow in that area, three months and not even a serious snog let alone anything really naughty – although – he touched my boobs last night! Thought he was going to die there and then, he said it was an accident and when l said .. l don’t mind, he just looked at me like l was from a different planet??!”
Girl 2: “Blimey, Tom? He is always all over me, grope, grope and l tell you something else – last night l told him to stop chewing them like tobacco plugs! That they bruise, you know – he just laughed, he has a nice car though, you know … oooooha it’s my stop – seeya, l give ya a call later!”

Girl 2 left the bus, whilst Girl 1 started reading a magazine and l sat there thinking …

“Chewing Them Like Tobacco Plugs!”

So, over the years l have collected snippets like this – and the game is that once a week l shall award you one of my prized ‘conversation snippets’ and your job is to flash fictionalise it into a story of no more than 300 words!

So for the first one  – our teaser – what would you do with that line above – if you didn’t know the story?

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  1. I dont do fiction but my mind does weird memory associations. I probably would have thought of boobs😂

    This should be interesting. It’ll be fun to see what other people write and to see what my twisted mind pulls out of my dusty memory boxes.

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