Random Quotes 482#

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Man walks into a bar!

Oucher!

But would it be more of an ‘Oof sound and if it was, is it spelt like that ‘oof, or would it be oofa, or maybe is it more like an ‘ooopf’ or an ‘ooomph’, l mean it might be oucher, but that’s from our perspective as in ‘ouch l bet that hurt or maybe even owch l bet that hurt to a stretch of och l bet that hurt! But l have always wondered about the variations and diversity of the classic oof! The dictionary tells me it is actually oof’ – like that?? Who would have thunk it?

Yep, it is truly the case l am afraid so folks! A randomly ad hoc statement!

Rory Matier

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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn’t any gum under any of them.

Emo Philips

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11 thoughts on “Random Quotes 482#

    1. Hey Cheryl, it’s frustrating, l deliberately try to pick videos that’ll play, and l think l have it right and then another glitch ha ha typical, hope you are keeping well and had a great holiday period 🙂

        1. No, l think it’s a regional thing Cheryl, King Ben’s Grandma experiences the same – l get confused at times though – One region in the States no problem, another stae problems .. it’s funny, trying to try and configure what is best with some videos 🙂

          Luck of the draw l feel.

  1. The videos played for me🤷🏼‍♀️ it really is luck of the draw I think.
    oof is official, is it?! What about all the lovely swear words?
    There are all kinds of ways to ‘get lucky’ aren’t there?😉

  2. I have trouble playing videos sometimes too. These were fine. Sometimes I cannot view them in reader but I can on the site. Sometimes they work both places. Sometimes neither… maybe it’s the way I’m sitting 😂

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