Man walks into a bar!
But would it be more of an ‘Oof sound and if it was, is it spelt like that ‘oof, or would it be oofa, or maybe is it more like an ‘ooopf’ or an ‘ooomph’, l mean it might be oucher, but that’s from our perspective as in ‘ouch l bet that hurt or maybe even owch l bet that hurt to a stretch of och l bet that hurt! But l have always wondered about the variations and diversity of the classic oof! The dictionary tells me it is actually oof’ – like that?? Who would have thunk it?
Yep, it is truly the case l am afraid so folks! A randomly ad hoc statement!
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn’t any gum under any of them.