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“It’s not what l do know that matters it is what l don’t that does too. In fact there is so much that l don’t know l could probably write a book on what l don’t know instead of writing a book on what l do! Everyone writes about what they do know, we need to look at what we don’t know and write about that as well. I probably forget more in one year than most forget in their lifetime of what l don’t know, you know?”

Like for example … when is it really acceptable to use a hip flask, it’s not like our mouths can actually bend that far down? Why do people light other people’s cigarettes … do they not know how to ? Why is the glass half full to some and half empty to others? How is one supposed to tie a black bow tie when looking at the mirror? Why don’t gardens plant themselves? When standing in front of the mirror with a smaller mirror trying to look at the bald spot, do you move the hand held mirror backwards or forwards to attain the right spot? How many pairs of odd socks does one need to own before they know it’s Even Stevens and why Even why not Timothy or maybe it’s just Evan? What possessed them to call it a fanny pack and a bum bag? When is it acceptable to streak? Why is it STILL bloody raining? Why are button fly jeans hard to undo when you need them to be open in a hurry? Why is it some people notice your ear and nostril hair before you do??! Why do rain coats have the dodgiest zips ever? Why are there no …? Exactly! Point proven!!”

“I mean these are things that could fill an entire book, the Book of I Don’t Really Know!!”

Rory Matier


“It makes me wonder, Do we spend most of our days trying to remember or forget things? Do we spend most of our time running towards or away from our lives? I don’t know.”

Markus Zusak, Fighting Ruben Wolfe

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6 thoughts on “Random Quotes 476#

  1. I love the quote! A real Hmmmm…
    Sheepdogs are new to me. Cool how they did the video, cool song too.

    I’m currently listening to Let’s Go Fly A Kite from the original Mary Poppins. Good philosophy there too😉

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