Random Quotes 460#


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Season 2

The Black Room Chronicles!


“Today l will be inducing a form of drunken behaviour to my existence. It is known as glossing, wish me luck, if it was anything like yesterday, we are all in for another roller coaster adventure!”

“Way too much gloss in here!”
“Gawd l hate gloss painting! I think it makes me hallucinate?

“Did you know?

“Vampires Suck!
Zombies are Brainless!
Mummies are only Wrapped up in themselves!
OMG! Turps is inflammable!!!!””

Note to self:

Paintbrushes are for painting gloss!
Cigarettes are for smoking it goes in mouth!

Do not get the two mixed up again!

Is it possible to be allergic to gloss? I am allergic to penicillin, l am after just a small burst of gloss painting feeling all woozy, and yes heady again, wooty woot, this is cheaper than a night out. Music blaring and l am dancing away like a right loony bin! Wonder why they called them bins?

Rory Matier


Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart
Victor Hugo

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8 thoughts on “Random Quotes 460#

  1. Love Tom Waits!!
    Weren’t you a little old to be huffing paint?πŸ˜‚ Isnt that usually something that stoopid teens do?

    Just an FYI… reading from the mobile version, the quote is funky on the margin. I switched to desktop and it looked fine. (I can send screenshots if you want to see. Or even care.πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ)

    1. It was supposed to be funky, if by funky you mean in from the left hand side?

      I was painting my house in 2012, and there was a reason l was always told to leave the gloss alone, hell l can start to see things if l eat raw rhubarb πŸ™‚

      I think the biggest problem with me, and maybe it might spell the end to my blogging is that 1] l am not purely writing for a WP readership but an external readership [as in they don’t have access to a reader] and 2] l don’t write for the reader because l think the reader crucifies everything it cerainly kills creativity and colour and format which is quite sad πŸ™ Finally l think l forget about mobile phones and how it might look because l don’t have a mobile phone.

      Sorry, did it disturb the reading of it? I just don’t know because l view everything through a desktop? πŸ™‚

      1. It would’ve been more difficult to read if I left it on the “mobile” version, but I switched to “desktop” so it was fine.
        I use the reader for the feed of posts but in the lower left corner of each post is an icon to go to the actual site. I rarely read the “reader” format because, you’re right, no colors and very boring. I only use the “reader” version on some sites when the comment thread gets all thin as it gets longer.πŸ€” I wonder if switching to “desktop” would solve that? I’ll have to check that out.

        Sorry, the short answer is no, it wasnt a problem.πŸ˜‰

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