The Black Room Chronicles!
“Today l will be inducing a form of drunken behaviour to my existence. It is known as glossing, wish me luck, if it was anything like yesterday, we are all in for another roller coaster adventure!”
“Way too much gloss in here!”
“Gawd l hate gloss painting! I think it makes me hallucinate?
“Did you know?
Zombies are Brainless!
Mummies are only Wrapped up in themselves!
OMG! Turps is inflammable!!!!””
Note to self:
Paintbrushes are for painting gloss!
Cigarettes are for smoking it goes in mouth!
Do not get the two mixed up again!
Is it possible to be allergic to gloss? I am allergic to penicillin, l am after just a small burst of gloss painting feeling all woozy, and yes heady again, wooty woot, this is cheaper than a night out. Music blaring and l am dancing away like a right loony bin! Wonder why they called them bins?
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart