When did this happen?
Am feeling a little odd of late…
When did l become so grumpy, so cynical and so disgruntled – when did that happen?
When did it happen that l began to look like a walrus – a no necked squat walrus? When did that happen??
When did it happen that l started to look like a half barrel chest keg man? When did that happen???
Why is it that some men have a shock of great looking grey silver fox hair and if anything, my hair is just in shock at how bald l seem to be going? When did that happen???
When did any of this happen??
Why didn’t anyone tell me this was going to happen?
Bloody good job, l have a good sense of humour, an inner strength and positivity going for me and that l am not vain! Because otherwise l might find all this thoroughly depressing and look for the nearest tree to hang from!
Mm, note to self – you really need to lighten up, shape up and exercise more and realise that the ageing process isn’t graceful to everyone!
Look on the bright side of your life … you have ….
Well – l have life!