Today l was poked, by a little prick!

Today l was poked, by a little prick!

Today l was poked, by a little prick!
…It’s true!
It was small and very quick!!
… but it was long overdue!

Oh … Over the years,
I have known a fair few,
Shed a few tears,
I can tell you it’s true!

There have been big ones,
Little ones and smaller ones too!
Some that were no fun,
…. And some bendy ones too!

Some pricks are designed to squirt…
…whilst others just spurt!
There are so many out there,
… in truth they are everywhere!

The secret to having a good prick,
Is to find a professional pricker,
You don’t just want any ol’ dick,
… poking you badly and making you sicker!

In truth, l don’t mind being poked by a prick,
…. And will take it anywhere as long as it’s quick!
I don’t care how big and cumbersome it is,
… as long it does the biz!

I need to know, that the inner juice,
….is good stuff and will make me feel good,
Filling me up, and making me spruce,
Put some bounce back in my own manhood!

Oh … Over the years,
I have known a fair few,
Shed a few tears,
I can tell you it’s true!

Today l was poked, by a  little prick!
…It’s true!
It was small and very quick!!
… but it was long overdue!

However, l needed it, you know?
Like at times, well you just do…
…. To give you back your inner glow..

And so a little poke was needed…

….to see off the winter flu!

© Rory Matier 2019

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Suze and l received our Flu Jabs today.

12 thoughts on “Today l was poked, by a little prick!

  1. Older daughter has to get a flu shot because of her job. She’s a nurse. She gets sick every year. I’ve never gotten a flu shot, very very rarely get sick. Not that I mind the little prick.

    I used to go in every 8 weeks for the big prick that stayed in for a while. 😉 Having O- blood type, I am the universal donor and they want me bad😂

    1. Ooh Grandma … what big ….. you have!

      Good to know, big pricks, little pricks, it’s good to know we all appreciate a good prick now and again 🙂

    1. Ooh do you get a big prick then Gary!!? I only get a little prick … when l was younger the pricks were huge too!

      On a serious side, l had an inch long needle, in comparison to the needle of my youth that were so big one snapped in my arm and 50+ years later l still have the scar – they were huge pricks then!!

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