Memories from the caravan days …. 2011
Jinxed or what?
Is it just me? Surely, it can’t just be me?
Are the gadgets of the house against me?? So the remote was playing up it wouldn’t change the channels, l took out the batteries, put the batteries back in, now it changes the channels, but the volume control has gone? So l take out the batteries again and then they go back in, l have volume control and channel changing , but no off function??
My phone started playing silly sods, huge long running whine every time l switched on, so l switched off, took out the battery, shivvied it around a bit, put them back in, now it doesn’t switch on??
My computer has gone into panic mode! It wants to run a scan every time l go to the Internet! It spends all day scanning!
Spiders have run amok over the caravan when they harvest their fields, l catch them and put them outside and the very next day they are back and invited their bigger and way uglier cousins and invited all their buddies to set up house!
Dust seems to be working in cahoots with the spiders as there is at least an inch on all surfaces – despite being dusted twice daily!!?
My toilets blocked again, but it’s NOT my stuff coming up, it is from next door!!?
Accidents, try to change them – it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
J. B. Priestley