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The following conversation with my 76 year old mother happened again quite recently ..


“Well l am so proud of you, seeing as you got through that dreadful drug addiction you had, so well done!”
But Mum, l have never had a serious drug problem?
“Yes you have darling, you used to smoke that grassy stuff as a child!”
“Mum, a joint when l was six hardly makes up for a serious drug addiction!”
“Well, okay, but how about when you told me that you smoked ‘maryjuanny’!”
“You mean marijuana?”
“Yes, that was a terrible time for you, l remember as if it was like yesterday!”
“Mum, in all my life l have smoked perhaps twenty joints, you do understand that is not a serious addiction considering l am in my 50’s yes?”
“So, there we go darling, a serious drug problem now gone, and that my love is why l am so very proud of you!”
“But mum …”
“No, no darling it’s alright no need to thank me. Now how are you going to stop being this silly Asperger’s thing again?”
“What? Seriously? Oh grief, l give up!!!”
“Never give up darling, where there is a will, there is always a way!”
“Oh l assure you l never will!”
“That’s the spirit darling, love to Suze and hugs to Scrappy, bye…”

Rory Matier


Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end.”

Roy T. Bennett

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12 thoughts on “Random Quotes 394#

  1. Sounds like a conversation I would have with my mother. She swears I was on drugs when I left my ex. She still acquses me of it from time to time. But she can’t tell me what I’m on where I get time or money to buy and do them. But she isn’t stupid she knows I’m on them.

    1. Hey Again, yeah l think our Mothers were put on this earth to test us all the way from the time of 0 to beyond death .. it’s either that or they are aliens from another planet 🙂

    1. When it first ever happened years ago it did upset me, she brings this conversation up once every 5/6 years, now it’s like a comedy sketch she seems to get a kick with 🙂

      It is funny Sadje, there are many like this, as a kid l used to hate the Do you want a coffee questioning times too ‘ Very frustrating 🙂

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