Vogue Parody: 73 Questions

Well my thanks to Emily Mae Hood of New York Family Adventures for tagging me for this In The SpotLight challenge – l am not familiar with this one, so am unsure if l am using the right image or l had to make one – however loving raccoons as l do, it fitted.

1. What’s your usual Starbucks order?

I don’t drink Starbucks, you’re reading a guy who is like a walking disaster everytime he walks into a coffeeshop – Suze can master it, l just look at them and say “Black coffee, no sugar thanks” To be met with in some sickly voice “Americano?” “No, just coffee thanks. just a black coffee – you know water, coffee, together, nothing else, black coffee?” Till another silly question comes along .. “Just a fucking coffee please, no fuss!” It’s at this point that Suze hurries over, whisks me away with the line “I am so sorry, he doesn’t get out much!!”

2. What does your workstation look like? 

Well my workstation is currently a work in progress to be completed this week, however Suze took this photo yesterday on my new iPad Mini – so as this question is to be addressed in a post of mine later on this week, there’s no harm is rewarding my readership with this mugshot! Plus it doesn’t reveal too much of my office set up just yet. Just a silly looking image of yours truly in an overly large chair [that wasn’t supposed to be this big!!] Plus madam la pooch is in here with me most days now! Ps – l don’t photograph well … this is my serious face!!

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3. Favourite food? 

Well it’s actually pizza, but l am officially off the camp site for that now for the rest of my life, but that is my all time favourite.

4. Favourite author? 

I don’t have a favourite author – l read from many and it depends what genre l am currently reading from – like now, l am reading a load of Positivity fields.

5. What do you think of open relationships? 

Should l think anything about them? They are good for some people, not for others. If you have a clingy partner, then they won’t work. Are they for me? Not these days, no.

6. What is your favourite video game? 

Fallout 4 – l even have clothing with it on!!

7. Guilty pleasure treat? 

Dancing when no one is looking to songs like these …. pumping it large when Suze isn’t here!

8. Favourite movie? 

Way too many to mention – films that have a profound effect on me probably, but so profound l vow to never watch them again, but try and do something about it. The one below, l watched once and cried more or less half way through to the end. I selected it, but can’t even watch it today – it was this film that got me keenly interested and involved in animal conservation.

9. Favourite book? 

Two actually – Bimbo and Topsy by Enid Blyton and Smokey Joe the Fish Eater by John O’Grady. I have original copies and are as valuable to me as my Teddy Bear collection.

10. Twitter or Instagram? 

Neither can’t stand them personally, but l may tolerate for and from a professional viewpoint only in the near future – truth is l don’t like social media platforms and whilst WP is a form of social media, it’s a more manageable social media. Unless of course some trogladyte like Tygpress come along.

11. Desktop or laptop? 

Desktop – laptop’s freak me out.

12. Best advice you’ve ever received? 

“Things Take Time”

13. What project are you working on right now? 

Currently l am working on my neutralism plus positivity levels so that l can reap the benefits of more focus for my blog and new features which will take me out of my comfort zone by a good 100% and working to achieve 100K yearly income for my business by 2021.

14. Favourite colour? 

Red and yellow.

15. Did you get good grades in school? 

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I hated school, but l loved certain aspects of it, worked my ass off for good grades in those subjects and basically didn’t give a monkey’s about the other ones. School basically bored me, my peers seemingly worked at a snail’s pace and because of that l switched off and didn’t really apply myself, but l was earning good incomes from home businesses from the age of 12, so it was more of the entrepreneurial thing for me.

16. Dream job?

To be in a comfortable financial business to feel fulfilled.

17. Play any sports?

Currently none, certainly none l used to enjoy like hockey, baseball and archery – but l like walking, and will be returning to that hopefully soon, as well as swimming and yoga.

18. Do you have a degree?

Degree no, diploma’s yes.

19. Nationality? 

British with French ancestory.

20. What is your favourite kind of blog post?

I read from an eclectic mix of literature here in WP – but principally, informative, something with some bite and body to it, philosophy, intellectual fiction, reality and resonation posts, dark poetry, erotica, mental health – l don’t really have a favourite per se.

21. What do you like to collect?

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I don’t really collect anything, well memories both mine and other peoples and rescued Teddy Bears. The image above is an old image from last year, the collection grew quite a bit after my father passed last year.

22. Describe yourself in three words?

Approachable, Socially Confident, Friendly

23. If you were a rapper what would your stage name be?

Mr FuckUToo!

24. Who was the last person you DMed? 

The guy who is coming to collect my old gaming computer tomorrow.

25. What’s on top of your wish list right now?

To get my shoulder and stomach into better health and repair!

26. Sorting house? 

Probably the local post office!

27. How many tattoos do you have? 

None, but l have seen loads.

28. What are you most grateful for this year? 

That Suze and l are in a much better place relationship wise considering the darkness of 2017 and that each day l awaken, Scrappy is still with us.

29. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you this month? 

That the fall Scrappy had a couple of days ago, is nothing serious.

30. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you today? 

I have managed to catch up on a good number of the blogs that l was behind my reading with.

31. What’s the best thing ever? 

Toilet Paper!

32. Favourite season?

The Springysummeryautumny one.

33. Favourite holiday?

None really, l am not hyperfocused on those – but does this mean like a celebration event or a vacation?

34. What fictional character do you relate to most? 

ET

35. Do you like surprises?

Surprises have a special place in this world and oddly enough it’s the same place where the sun doesn’t shine.

36. What’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? 

Being pounced on by a brush tailed possum hiding in an attic!

37. Which surprise made you cry? 

Being bitten on the nose by a pregnant ferret.

38. What’s the best surprise you’ve given somebody else? 

Suze would say the best surprises are those little things l do that are unexpected.

39. Do you like muffins? 

Not really, although, mm, no you mean the food one’s gotcha okay, no not really.

40. Do you cook often? 

I am a qualified chef, l will cook and l am a great chef, but l need to cook more.

41. What’s your favourite dessert? 

I don’t have a favourite dessert.

42. Is there a desert you don’t like? 

Not really.

43. Cake or pie? 

Bit boring here, but neither in truth.

44. What’s your least favourite food? 

I don’t really have any foods l dislike, but then l don’t tend to eat from that broad a diet anymore due to stomach problems.

45. What’s your favourite condiment? 

Apple Cider Vinegar

46. It’s 4am on a random Saturday. What are you eating? 

Are you insane? Who eats at 4am in the morning in their mid fifties?

47. If you could teach a college class what would it be called? 

Husbandry and nutritional management of alien exotic species.

48. Best animated film? 

Ice Age series.

49. What has a guy done or said to impress you? 

Well l know l could change this to be more reflective, however many years ago later 80’s, a male model had an issue with me with regards a client and entered into this pissing competition [British expression for mine is bigger than yours] about penis size. I admitted his was bigger, but l knew what to do with mine and walked away.

50. Best thing to do on a first date? 

Show up, although apparently on some dates that’s bad too.

51. Worst thing to do on a first date? 

Fall asleep through boredom .. apparently that’s bad?

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52. What’s the best pick-up line ?

“How much does a polar bear weigh?”

53. Best comic book character?

Hookjaw

54. Name three things which can always be found in your wallet.

Money, Card to the Universe, picture of Suze.

55. Favourite drink? 

Ice cold water.

56. If you could play a historical character in a movie who would it be?

Harry Potter

57. Kittens or puppies?

Puppies, l love puppies, l love puppies sooooo much and the little K9 ones too!

58. Favoruite sushi roll?

Keep the roll, l’ll just have the content.

59. What lipstick do you use?

Everyday none, going out – whatever Suze is wearing and it sticks!

60. What foundation do you use?

Crushed concrete dust.

61. Blow dry or air dry?

Air dry, but then the length of my hair, well you know?

62. Who is your fashion icon?

None, l tend to cut my own cloth style.

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63. Favourite Disney Character?

Goofy

64. What are you doing tomorrow?

Probably playing catch up on the blogs l am still behind with.

65. Movie you laughed the hardest through? 

“We’re The Millers!” and RV.

66. Movie that made you cry?

Gorilla’s in the Mist

67. If you could sing a duet with anybody, who would you choose? 

Why would l wish to do that but push to shove, probably Chewbacca.

68. If your life was a song what would the title be?

69. What’s your favourite animal?

All of them, but l love dogs, porcupines, prairie dogs and meerkats.

70. Favourite illustrator?

I don’t have any favourites.

71. Person you’d like to have coffee with?

Scoobydoo, Yogi Bear and Boo Boo and Snagglepuss.

72. What country would you like to visit?

Have visited many already, so l could easily and happily go anywhere again. But Switzerland and Greece next year.

73. Best way to decompress?

Quite possibly not answering 73 questions with low blood sugar on a Saturday afternoon, but failing that – listening to music, whilst slowly experiencing brain fog and answering 73 questions.

Right, well that took me a loooooooooooooooooooooonger time than l expected, it’s a lot of questions! Who to tag?? Who has 2 plus hours to murder on a Saturday and the inclination to become a murderer in the process or alternatively break it up into Draft comfortable slices?

Angie of King Ben’s Grandma

Mel of Crushed Caramel

Melanie of Sparksfromacombustiblemind

drtanya@saltedcaramel

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