Teresa from The Haunted Wordsmith runs a great little series on a Friday called Fibbing Friday – here is today’s offering.
What would a Friday be without a chance to do a little fibbing? Have fun and come up with the best whoppers you can to these questions:
What did the fan say?
“Quite possibly one of the best blow jobs l have ever given!”
What really kicks off summer?
Isn’t that the fella in the number 66 jersey for the Dallas Cowboys?
Who rules the world?
What is the best thing to do to someone who snores?
Next time to flush the bowl!
Who/what was your last unexpected house guest?
Sinbad the Sailor back in 1995!
How does a blanket keep warm?
Well it’s a bit like, how does your garden grow isn’t it?
Why shouldn’t you snoop?
Because if you move to fast you might drop stuff!
What is the worst thing that could happen to you?
I have given this considerable thought over the years, and l think the worse thing that could ever happen to me would be to become wealthy, healthy and happy, l should imagine that sucks!
What did the gopher and mole do when they met?
Oh come on Teresa, everyone knows that fairy tale!!
Hey diddle, diddle, The gopher and the fiddle, The mole jumped over the moon!
Trying to catch us out with that one eh?
What lurks in your backyard?
I could say snails, but they don’t lurk, they are quite brazen, but no, what does lurk is more hideous! But it’s a big bright light hidden away so that no dark is ever allowed to enter the backyard!
What is the best way to torture someone?
Mm, l must remember what the title of this series is and not tell the truth …… l should imagine the best way to torture someone is to not tell the truth but maybe just smile, and in your sleep too!
Are you a fan of The Haunted Wordsmith’s Fibbing Friday? What, you don’t know what that is … you are joking right?? Oh well that will not do, here you go press this…