“Seriously? The Bible for light reading?? Who needs the bible for reading when there is Harry Potter!!”
Rory Matier in response to light reading suggestions
“Why were you lurking under our window?”
“Yes – yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?”
“Listening to the news,” said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
“Listening to the news! Again?”
“Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.”