A] Personal Details
1] Your Name?
Jimmy. Or the Great Kabuki. Or Captain Chaos
2] What do you call your 2-leggeds?
The party gang
3] What K9 Breed are you?
I was an accident between two friends. My dad was a Cocker Spaniel and my mum was a German Spitz.
4] How Old Are You?
Two years but I act like I am 2 months old
5] Do you live inside or outside and more importantly – do you run your household?
I go where my gang goes.
6] Where abouts in the world do you live?
Yorkshire – United Kingdom
B] Exercise/Play Time/Adventuring
7] How often do you take your 2 leggeds for a walk?
I don’t walk I charge. I go for two long charges a day.
8] Do you do lots of adventuring when out and about?
I love climbing trees, bushes and furniture
9] Do your 2 leggeds allow you to talk to other K9’s on your walks or do they huff and puff behind you and urge you to hurry along?
Yes as long as they don’t growl at me. When they growl I pretend to be hurt and limp. Then when they have gone I start charging again.
10] Are you allowed to do ‘stuff’ on your walks freely? Do you walk off or on lead?
I’m not allowed off the lead as I pretend to be Forest Gump and run and run and run….
11] Have your 2 leggeds ever embarrassed you? If so how?
They once said I looked like Basil Brush….I don’t look anything like a cheeky stuffed TV Fox.
12] Do your 2 leggeds expect you to fetch the ball/toy every time during soft/hard play?
Yes but still they wait. When I get a ball I go into super charge mode. Never going to be caught.
13] Do you have favourite toys and if so, what are they?
Me and Croc!
My favourite toy is Mr Blue Crocodile.
14] Are you a very much loved K9?
People either love me or cuddle me. Some dogs don’t like me because I try to lick them. I try to lick everything. I have a frog friend who I lick when he comes in the garden. I also have lots of cow friends – they get licked. I like cows because they lick me back.
15] Do your 2 leggeds take you away on holidays with them?
I keep telling them to get me a pet passport. But they just give me a biscuit.
16] Are you given treats? What are your favourites?
Dog biscuits. But I like pinching cat treats.
17] Are you fed a nutritional diet and is your food moist or dry or both or even the raw meat diet?
They give me dry dog food. But when no one is looking I eat cat food.
18] Are you allowed to sample your 2 leggeds food?
My favourite food is potatoes. Chips, crisps, boiled. I will even dig them out of the ground. I get shouted at when I pinch tomatoes as well. I help myself to garden peas – for some reason I get sent to bed for that.
D] Your Personal K9 Stuff
19] Do you have a favourite piece of 2 legged clothing and if so, do they know?
I am the sock and pants monster. I have buried so many in the garden. I’m trying to grow special trees.
20] Do you deliberately play up at times, just to annoy or worry the 2 leggeds?
I am a party animal. Everyday is a party day.
21] Do you have a bed or a favourite sleeping place?
I have a dog bed. I sleep with Mr Crocodile.
22] Are you always with your 2-leggeds or do you sometimes need ‘Time out?’
If I have been naughty I sometimes get told to go to bed. I go to bed then I try to sneak out quietly, but when they hear me I sprint back into bed.
23] Do your 2 leggeds make you ‘dress up?’ If so, when or what for and do you enjoy it?
I only like to have a party hat. I get so excited when I get to put it on.
24] Are you photogenic or make them run after you to capture you on film?
I am cute. Every time people see me they say ‘she is a pretty dog’. But I smell like a boy dog….
25] Do you have a friendly vet?
Yes. They told my boss that if I ever met a girl dog then they would love one of our puppies. I think I look like the Vets first pet.
26] What would be your pawfect day?
Finally, in your own words tell us something about both you and your 2 leggeds that the questions haven’t touched on or asked about – something unique …
I got kicked out of dog training lessons. After 10 minutes of partying and disrupting the lesson I was told to leave and come back when I settled down a bit. Never going to happen.
My special thanks to Captain Jimmy Chaos and the both the Boss and the Party Gang, for taking the time out to both paw and write up this great interview and also, l mustn’t forget Mr Blue Crocodile. Well Jimmy, you certainly have things well and truly under control, when you are not charging about that is and having your choices of either being licked ot licking things yourself! Bravo!
I am a girl, and l am oft taken for a boy, despite my pink collar and harness, they even have said ‘You know for a boy dog, he sure squats like a girl to pee!?’ Which annoys Dad a lot, because he then says ‘Well maybe that is because she is a girl!!!’ No winning Jimmy, no winning at all!
Well l am super pleased that you decided to calm down long enough to paw out the answers, so thank you Captain Chaos.
Now folks, you can check out Jimmy’s Dads blog here Gary of Bereaved Single Dad I do know for a fact that Jimmy has quite a bit of blog space dedicated to his antics, so please do sure to check them both out!
Power to the Bark Jimmy!
Hope you enjoyed reading … Tootle Pip from Doodlepip!
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