Random Quotes 244#



“Sure l swear, they are just words to me! It’s your over sensitive emotional interpretation that makes them personal to you!”

Rory Matier


“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit…”

David Sedaris

“In one scene, when I was supposed to say, “In a pig’s eye you are,” what came out was, “In a pig’s ass you are.” Old habits die awfully hard.”

Ava Gardner

“Because of social strictures against even the mildest swearing, America developed a particularly rich crop of euphemistic expletives – darn, durn, goldurn, goshdad, goshdang, goshawful, blast, consarn, confound, by Jove, by jingo, great guns, by the great horn spoon (a nonce term first cited in the Biglow Papers), jo-fired, jumping Jehoshaphat, and others almost without number – but even this cautious epithets could land people in trouble as late as the 1940s.”

Bill Bryson

4 thoughts on “Random Quotes 244#

  1. I’m a truck driver’s daughter and you can tell when I talk. It can cause issues. Right now, I’m in a small scale dispute with my daughter’s teacher, who believes words like dang and stupid are curse words. WTF? I can’t handle the sticks people put up their asses sometimes.

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