Oh No Way, Oh So Way – My Way! [6]

Oh No Way, Oh So Way – My Way![6]

I have eaten snails

Oh So Way

I have eaten them a few times admittedly, l don’t mind them, but l can think of other odder things to eat that had more flavour. My First time was in Paris, France, my second time was in Calais, France and my third time was in a London restaurant where it was similiar to the scene from Pretty Woman!

Sadly!!

Received a speeding ticket

Oh No Way

As a non driver, it’s not something that can happen, and when l did drive, nope never ever.

Fallen asleep during an important meeting

Oh So Way

Yes, when l used to be a retail manager, l used to find the training workshops sometimes so boring l would often fall asleep … l resolved the issue by becoming one of the trainers – therefore l had to be awake and l wasn’t ever bored.

Sunbathed nude

Oh So Way

Quite a few times in truth, once Mr Willy was so badly burned it really wasn’t funny!

Taken part in a talent show.

Oh So Way

A couple of times when younger yes, but not as l aged. Although l did co-ordinate quite few with my buiness Edo Promotions Limited.

Worn Crocs

Oh So Way

Yes, l own 2 pairs – NO – not these garish models! I own a pair of blue for outdoor wear which are odd even today as they are like the worst type of thong/sandal you can wear on your feet, but the indoor ones l have are a slipper variation and are very snug.

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Screamed at a scary scene in a movie showhouse

Oh So Way

Only once when l was about 21, and it wasn’t the scary movie scene, but a gaggle of girls were sitting behind me and one of them screamed and set the lot off, but they were holding fizzy drinks and it went over the top of my head and down my neck!

Been involved in a hit and run

Oh So Way

Twice.

Once when l was eighteen, l got hit by an old lady in her car and she knocked me down on a T-Junction, she could hardly see where she was going and couldn’t see over the steering wheel. But she opened her door and asked l was alright and because she had only clipped me on my bum, l said yes but probably bruised. She got back in her car and drove off!

The second time l was again the victim, and l was hit whilst riding my bike back from work along an old road in Lincolnshire, just outside of Baston and a car whacked into me from behind and threw me and the bike into a 7 foot dyke. I was knocked out cold and when l woke up, l didn’t know who l was for a while. I was found by a passing motorist who took me to the police station. Where after a couple of hours, l then remembered who l was and got a life home.

Been locked outside when naked

Oh So Way

Once a very long time ago – l was in a hotel room on my second holiday with the Ratcatcher in Greece and  and he thought it would be funny, one morning whilst l was showering to come in screaming that the hotel was on fire! Not thinking l grabbed my towel and scarpered out of the shower room to the door, when there, as l was going out – the cheeky sod ran back in and grabbed my towel and then left me there in the corridor, whilst he laughed his rocks off!

We were part of a big coach tour and all the rooms were filled with all sorts of people, who hearing the commotion came out to find me standing there trying to look proud! All l can say is that’s it a good job l don’t get embarassed easily!

Been approached by a hooker

Oh So Way

Yes of course. During my time as an escort – l used to have a good laugh with the local girls all the time.

Re – gifted a  gift to someone else that l was gifted.

Oh So Way

Yes, but l don’t think l stand alone in this arena – l think a lot of us probably have at some point. Not all presents we receive a necessarily us.

Fallen over something in the street whilst texting

Oh So Way

Not so much whilst in the street, but many a time when working with the animals, l used to text my client base all the time, and was constantly falling over things, usually the dogs!

Fallen asleep on the toilet

Oh So Way

Not so much whilst in the street, but many a time when working with the animals, l used to text my client base all the time, and was constantly falling over things, usually the dogs!

Had sex in a tent

Oh So Way’ish

Once! That once, was once too many, never again! Ever.

Properly kissed someone of the same sex

Oh No Way

As open and liberal minded as l am – no.

Surfed

Oh So Way’ish

Yes, once many years ago in Australia – l was not good, but hardly surprising, afterall l have terrible balance, l can’t even stay upright on a bycycle without falling off! So on a surfboard – nope!

Had sex on the first date.

Oh So Way

The 80’s was like the 60’s l am told – it was the norm – for both parties.

Holidayed in a nudist camp

Oh So Way

Of course Camp Tantra was one such example, but of course whilst with Clare being nude was a way of life!

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