Valentine for Luvvies Challenge 2019 . 2 — Funny Dating Profile

Just like candy! Yummy!

Li’s swung into action in V4L 2019 Ch 2 with Funniest Dating Profile!

This is a must read, especially if you have plenty of ‘sole’

Tao Talk

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Rory, aka A Guy Called Bloke‘s V4L Challenge 2019 — 2 is:

Funniest Dating Profile Creation Challenge!!

This is a simple challenge – create a dating profile – it can be as funny as you should wish it so.

Looking for Love in All The Wrong Places – Will you be my Mr. Right?

I’m a free-spirited lady of 40 who likes to have fun. Nod nod wink wink. Lady Clairol insures lovely tresses of many hues to entice. The palimony my ex gives insures my body is hair and cellulite-free. I look great in pink chiffon and I know how to please please please! I’m 5 feet tall and my measurements are 36-24-36. Please see the cut-and-pasted photo I yanked from a soft porn site. Yep, that’s what I really look like. Just like candy! Yummy!

Hobbies include knick-knack collecting, reading Nancy Drew mysteries, and creative macrame every…

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