The Do’s & Don’ts of living in a caravan during winter:
There ain’t no pretty way of glorifying a bad decision!
“Oh, I wish I lived in a caravan!’ said Jimmy longingly. ‘How lovely it must be to live in a house that has wheels and can go away down the lanes and through the towns, and stand still in fields at night!”
[One who has obviously NEVER lived in a caravan during a -16 winter on the fens!!]