Weight Loss, World Peace And Getting Whack Job Scientists Laid — Bitchin’ in the Kitchen

Dear Whack Job Scientists, If ever you feel like taking a break from some of your more ludicrous experiments like The Propulsion Parameters Of Penguin Poop, Fruit Bat Fellatio or The Impact Of Wet Underwear On Thermal Comfort In The Cold, I have a challenge for you that will make women fawn all over you. […]

via Weight Loss, World Peace And Getting Whack Job Scientists Laid — Bitchin’ in the Kitchen

I think noses need to be in charge. I currently have a cold and I have to tell you, I’m in AWE at the buckets of snot my nose can produce. I blow my nose and three seconds later, another bucketfull! This goes on 24/7. It’s endless and if that level of industry could be harnessed to burn calories, we could burn off 20lbs of blubber in an hour!

Meet Britchy, the new Health Minister!

I could say l have no words and this would be true, but only because l am choking on my own tongue to the laughter!

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