Irrelevant. Oh wait. Too late. Dammit.
Don’t be silly, oh wait a minute!
Rory, aka A Guy Called Bloke, was nominated for the coveted Liebster Award and paid it forward by nominating my blog for the award, along with seven other bloggers. Of course, there’s some mistake because the Liebster Award focuses on blogs with fewer than 200 followers and mine has more than 1,600. And also, my blog is an award-free blog.
Nonetheless, when Rory asks, I answer. So here goes.
If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
It’s in their blood. Or perhaps in the blood of their latest, well-groomed victim.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
No, they are just behaving inappropriately.
If they weren’t called grapes and you had the opportunity to rename them, what would you call them?
If the grass wasn’t green what color would you make it?
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