Rory’s advent calendar, Dec 28..(it’s all bass-ackwards)

Oh Pinapple Tree, Oh Pineapple Trees

suziland too or obsolete childhood

Well, if I understand Rory’s instructions, which in and of itself would constitute a Christmas miracle, I am supposed to answer this all incorrectly.

Righto.

Answer the following questions the wrong way!

2 Points for every Right Wrong Right Answer and 2  Points for every Wrong creative answer

What does Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother turn into a coach?

  pretty sure it was a pumpkin train……..

The German Christmas song Tannebaum is translated into English as what?  Oh pineapple tree, oh pineapple tree, you’re a noble twit! You die in the winter, we eat you in the summer.”

What is the name of the ocean current that appears every 5 to 8 years around Christmas off of the Pacific coast of South America? “vengeful Santa Tsunami”

Which nickname for Hollywood sounds Christmassy?  Big Shiny Balls Town

According to the Bible, how did Mary get to Bethlehem ?  Hang glider……….onto the back…

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