White Elephant Challenge

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Teresa of The Haunted Wordsmith has gone and created another little gem for us to diddle with!

Teresa explains it like this โ€ฆ. Every day I kick the party off by listing three fellow bloggers and the gift I give them. No one is obligated to participate (though if people do, itโ€™ll be more fun). If the gift recipient wants to participate, they will pick three bloggers and give them gifts. And so on until the following day. At that time I will share some of the funnier gifts that people have given or received.

Now Sa of Culture Shocks has gifted me a rather natty little present to ease my showering traumas, no not falling out or bending over and slipping on the soap, l mean who uses soap in the shower these days anyhoo, it’s mostly gels, lotions and potions. Nope, it’s not an aerodynamic duck either it is however these handy Aqua notelets! Which l actually wouldn’t mind and have already mentioned it to my Suze! Yes l have ha ha!

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But who am l going to gift?

Who am l going to present the ultimate little handy trinket to? Let me see …

So l instantly thought of my mate Fandango, who has everything except these, carefully disguised as twisty marshmellow, they are in fact warming plugs for your various orifaces – you know belly button, nostril and um, mm, how do you say it? Well we wont but no NUDE skiier can be without these warming twisty plugs and hey the second benefit to them is don’t throw them away after use, they’re edible! How cool is that!? These are the ultimate gift for This, That and The Other Fandango!

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Twisted Marshmellow

Next up, l thought about my other mate, the ever ready Kristian, and this was a really hard decision, it was either something for his feet when walking on water or something to keep his midriff warm for those adventures of impersonating Jesus! When l saw these l just knew l had found K the perfect gift of all time! Multicoloured felt belly button balls! You know? Those things that you can stick into your belly button to keep it warm, and these too have a secondary benefit as well. Because they are felt, they will help to with draw your own natural fluff from that crevice of yours! No, no, no, l haven’t been drinking!

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Then l was stumped, who was l going to choose next to gift that special little something to? It had to be, it could only be Mel of Crushed Caramel, it just had to be her. With Goldfinch currently not there to make her day a sparkle, l got her these. a Complete set of carefully disguised as Christmas decoration baubles, but they are actually a set of ‘Everyday is a Glitter Shower Day!’ Yep, you can programme to explode when you need them the mostest and they will cover you from head to foot in a special glittery pixie dust and they ensure happiness!

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Decorations

18 thoughts on “White Elephant Challenge

  1. Aaaaaw thank you Rory! I am in danger of losing all my sparkle without Goldfinch….
    ….Goldfinch always said I had the best shower in England…but showering will take that to another scale!

  2. yes..yes you DID mention the aqua notes to me..I, of course, feeling deep compassion for you failed to send any..I was dear aafraid you’d end up in cold water. cant have a bloke in cold showers. just woodn’t be right……

  3. Mmm. Those twisty marshmallows sure do look yummy. But wait. Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™d really want to eat them if theyโ€™d been stuffed into various orifices (e.g., bellybuttons, nostrils, ear canals, butts). Well, maybe some orifices. Anyway, thanks Rory. No doubt Iโ€™ll get a lot of use out of them next time I go nude skiing. You know, in case I get hungry on the bunny slope.

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