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Struck By Lightning!

Now l reckon that would be painful … however, l was out in the field, picking poo as per usual, and this Mother of all storms moves in real quick like, the skies are almost black and the thunder rolls in, the rains are next and then zap! At the back of my neck!! Followed by two more strikes further away … and l am like OMG!! I have just been struck by lightning! It was then that l saw the bloody huge horse fly diving in for another neck feed!!

3rd August 2011

“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.”
― Clint Eastwood


“I’ve just been bitten on the neck by a vampire… mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?”
― Vera Nazarian

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