“I am beginning to hate the restrictions that socks and shoes pose!”
“You wear heels?” The sales assistant asked.
“No, of course l don’t wear bloody heels, l just hate shoes!!” I answered.
“You don’t know hate until you wear heels!” She answered.
“Oh right, well that’s okay then – so glad we had that conversation!”
Conversation 2016 in shoe shop.
“I could walk a mile in your shoes, but I already know they’re just as uncomfortable as mine. Let’s walk next to each other instead…”
― Lynda Meyers