In The Still Of The Night… The Coincidence Of Night, Fright and Shite Rhyming!

Yeah – I’m THAT good!!

Bitchin’ in the Kitchen

Inspiration can strike at the strangest times really. Great Ideas can come to you when you least expect it and I’ve learned opportunity seldom knocks twice. Let no shenanigans go to waste are words to live by.

Ratface Wrinkle-Winkle was a man of few talents but prodigious regularity. Rainman was an amateur compared to

old Ratface. He had tea and toast every morning with Frosties for breakfast. The toast had to have Flora margarine (yuk) and Hartley raspberry no bits jam. The milk had to be silver top (4%) and God forbid I let him run out of any of the above. The changes would seriously wreck his day! Even if I was cooking a big ol’ English breakfast on special days he still had to have his regular first! It disturbed him that I ate anything for breakfast or even nothing! He couldn’t cope with that kind of anarchy…

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