Rules: 7 out of 10 Questions Minimum must be answered to qualify
Competition Has Ended – Here are our entrants responses
Q4] What’s something that your brain tries to make you do, say or think and you have to exercise all your strength to NOT do it?
“I struggle every day at work not to tell the sexist, misogynistic jerks to f*%! off, quit, and walk out.”
“Not to use sarcasm when replying to an absurd question.”
“I’m with Jay-lyn, not using sarcasm or rolling my eyes at dumb-ass sheeple is a challenge. I also have to bite my tongue when someone is telling a long, convoluted, boring story, not to interrupt them and tell them to get to the point already.
Yikes! I sound kinda bitchy. Oh well, I am me, I’ll own it.”
“I had one of those “Mole, Moley, MOLEY’ moments, like in one of those Austin Powers films. It was an important meeting and he was an important person, well influential to the successful outcome I was hoping for. It took all my energy not to mention the mole that seemed to be staring at me. Taunting me. With it’s tongue hanging out.
I was so relieved when the meeting ended. I didn’t get the outcome I had wanted though. I think I still stared too much. Oh Well.”
Q5] How would you dispose of a body quickly if you only had four hours to do so, but more importantly you are not in your own house?
“I was recently asked this by a friend the other day and we determined that we would drag person out into the middle of the road and leave them there. Than along comes an unsuspecting soul who would than run over the body thus thinking that the person chose to commit suicide in the worst way. Now granted this is a very mean thing to do to an unsuspecting driver so another friend would have to be called in. All in a discussion of how to dispose bodies. We do this type of thing all the time and I am the only writer in the group. It is good to know that great friends exist.”
“Incinerate and mulch”
“I would probably take the body to the cliffs and drop in the ocean or maybe just lay the body down under some shrubs in a park. Unfortunately, we have a lot of homeless people so a body laying under some bushes wouldn’t draw immediate attention.”
“Hmmm. Any Pigs nearby? That was apparently a popular method of body disposal at one time.
If there are no pigs around then…I suppose….Hmm. I don’t think I’m very good at this (The police, please take note).”
Q6] So, what’s the best sandwich combination you have made recently or indeed when you were growing up and food could be eaten without any consequence?
Coyote from Orion
“I liked it when Rambo’s CO said he could eat things that would make a billy goat puke. My brother, myself and our neighbor took it as a challenge and worked pretty hard to see what we could stomach and shit out”
“I liked my sandwich to have some crunch to it. My favorite was a barbecued ham sandwich with BBQ potato chips….the chips actually between the two pieces of bread”
“Peanut butter & jam sammie with potato chips (crisps across the pond) in the middle. Salty, sweet and crunchy.
Also pb & slices of sharp cedder cheese make a good sammie.
A half pear, peeled…a dollop of mayo in the dent from the pit…sprinkle with shredded cheddar. Sounds gross but it’s yummy.”
“My favourite sandwich combination is Ham, Cheddar Cheese and Pickle, either branston or piccalilli, I’m not proud.
But I don’t consider that a weird combination, although lots of people have given me odd looks when i’ve been eating that sandwich (have they never seen a man shoving half a sandwich into his mouth in one go before?). They even asked me if they went together! I said Ham Cheese and Pickle! Of course they do, like three sexual deviants surrounded by leather and PVC. And that’s probably why I had to leave my job. Enough said.
One of my weird combination sandwiches that I like is Wotsits (those cheesy puff things), Mini cheddars (those small cheese crackers), grated cheese and pickle. All squashed between two well buttered bits of bread (sounds a bit saucy doesn’t it?)
You can see why I’m not invited to many buffets.”
Q7] You’re a completely new addition to the crayon box, what colour would you be and why?
“I’d be that colour in the rainbow between Indigo and Violet that no one has discovered yet and no one can see. We are each of us unique and yet human nature seems to want to put us in pigeonholes and I don’t think there is a single pigeonhole that I could fit into. They should leave those damn pigeons alone.”
“Smokey Plum-kind of mysterious and fun.”
I want to be all the glorious colors that surround me… but realize id be grey… not good enough for me… so im thinking of a name! Im not easily won being a single species of beauty! 😁 What do you call an inspiration of all the colors? This might keep me thinking all day…
“I’d be a color called ‘chameleon’ because I can blend into the background, any background, and you won’t see me til you get zapped by my sticky tongue (kidding about the tongue part. Mostly) I can also be very vibrant in color. It changes depending on my mood and/or environment.”
I would be Feisty, no Filter, Fire Red….with glitter! It speaks for itself….but you’re down to it anyway! The label needs a ☠️!