Q.F.T.D 38

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Goooooooooooood Morning everyone – another beautiful day here in Sunny Kent!

The point being made by this morning’s wise quote is Don’t Give Up!

Have yourselves a totally awesome day!

Feathering

You heard the bird!

Beak all you can beak!

Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building looking down at the streets far below.

The first drunk says to the other two, “You know, it’s a funny thing about the wind currents you get up here. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up here to the top of the building!”

The second drunk doesn’t believe him and says, “No way! You’re crazy!” but the first drunk says, “I’m serious! Watch!”

He then jumps off of the building, floats in the air, and the wind carries him right back up and he steps back onto the building.

The second drunk is amazed and says, “Wow, let me try!”

So he jumps off of the building and falls helplessly to the street below, landing with a horrible noise, and being killed instantly.

The third drunk looks at the first one and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real jerk when you’re drunk!”

Super Hero Jokes

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“Ooops hic, my bad!!”

5 thoughts on “Q.F.T.D 38

    1. Ah, all places l know only too well.

      I lived in Margate, Ramsgate, Broadstairs, Canterbury, Whitstable in the mid to late 80’s.

      Raved and grinded in good ol’ La Parisienne in Folkestone and thorntons in Margate, and worked in Tunbridge Wells many a time with my business.

      In the early 90’s, moved to London then to Lincolnshire where l was until recently when l moved to the Isle of Wight for a year before returning to Kent in 2016, and now l am just outside of Deal in a small village of Kingsdown.

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