A] Personal Details
1] Your Name?
2] Your 2 Leggeds Names?
“Human and human’s friend.”
3] What type of K9 are you? [Breed]
4] How Old Are You?
“Around 1-1/2 I think”
5] Do you run your household?
“Yes, but they think otherwise.”
6] Do you live inside or outside the house?
7] Where about in the world do you live?
B] Exercise/Play Time/Adventuring
8] How often do you take your 2 leggeds for a walk?
“Once a day.”
9] Do you vary the walks or trek the same route every day?
“We go different places and parks.”
10] Do your 2 leggeds allow you to talk to other K9’s on your walks or do they huff and puff behind you and urge you to hurry along?
“They’re a little pushy but its ok they’re just excited.”
11] Are you allowed to do ‘stuff’ on your walks freely?
“Somewhat but I keep having to drag them around with the leash, don’t wanna lose them ya know?”
12] Have your 2 leggeds ever embarrassed you? If so how?
“Once in front of the neighbour’s dog (Daisymay) I peed to show off my masculinity but they put me in the cage and DIDNT praise me.” 😦
13] Do your 2 leggeds expect you to fetch the ball/toy every time during soft/hard play?
“Yeah I usually do, they get so much amusement out of it, you’d understand. Humans are so needy with their playtime.”
* Do you have favourite toys and if so what are they?
“I have a lamb chops, and I carry him around everywhere. I also have a hedgehog, he’s pretty chill.”
14] Are you loved every day?
Made to feel special?
15] Do your 2 leggeds take you away on holidays with them?
“Sometimes if it is a short trip.”
16] Do you get to pick where you go if they do?
“Not usually, I think we may need to work on our communication skills.”
17] Are you given treats? Too few or just right? What are your favourites?
“I think too little, but they’d disagree. I love bacon strips and tiny bones.”
18] Are you fed a nutritional diet?
19] Is your food moist or dry or both or even the raw meat diet?
20] Do you enjoy it or is it boring?
“It’s a little boring but I don’t have much of an appetite.”
21] Do you eat it every day, or sometimes refuse to?
“Sometimes l don’t.”
22] Are you allowed to sample your 2 leggeds food?
“Never mind to clarify, I only have an appetite for my humans food.”
23] Do you eat your food when you are expected to, or when you wish to?
“I just kinda eat whenever.”
D] Your Personal K9 Stuff
24] Do you have a favourite piece of 2 legged clothing and if so, do they know?
“No we have to respect and love humans clothing, their stuff however is a different case. I like to chew on their pens!”
25] Go on be a Devil – tell us what it is ….?
“I just like to sleep on their clothing because it smells like them 🙂 ”
26] Do you deliberately play up at times, just to annoy or worry the 2 leggeds?
“I admit I enjoy annoying the humans. And then I try to wrestle them and I don’t know why but I start sneezing?”
27] Do you have a bed?
“Yes I have two, one for the ground, and one where the human sleeps. But ya know, gotta watch over them, a dog’s life is so hard these days.”
28] If so, do you sleep in your bed, or their bed, or the couch or all three and more?
“I just kinda sleep anywhere I can jump on.”
29] How much alone time or ‘just you’ time do you have?
“I get alone time while humans are at school, but when they’re around, I’m always around them.”
30] Do your 2 leggeds make you dress up?
“For Halloween me and my human dressed up in matching panda costumes so I was the baby cub and she was the Momma bear.”
31] Do you actually enjoy it or simply tolerate it because it appears to please them?
“I love them because it so warm and fuzzy.”
32] Do you have a friendly vet?
“No. She likes to stab me with sharp things. Says its “good for me” I don’t understand?”
33] What would be your perfect day?
“My human ditches school and takes me to the park and I see my other doggy friends. Then human gives me lots of bacon strips and cuddles.”
In spite of everything … the manipulations and the training you must subject them to – are they happy that you are there to mentor for them?
“Yes sometimes they get annoyed, but they enjoy my company very much. I’m very cuddly and loving.”
Finally, in your own words tell us something about both you and your 2 leggeds that the questions haven’t touched on or asked about – something unique …
“Well one day my (soon to be) human was like hmm Craigslist lemme search up “free dog”. My face popped up and voila. I’m in a loving house with loving humans. I even made a Twitter account and made many loving friends (like you)”
My special thanks to Teddy and his humans’ for taking part in our K9 questionnaire and telling us a little about his home life and the ins and outs, ups and down he faces with his loving companions. It is indeed Teddy a hard dogs’ life we lead, but someone has to do it eh? At least we know your humans’ appreciate your endeavours, best we can hope for. Don’t forget to check out Teddy’s Twitter account.
Hope you enjoyed reading … Tootle Pip from Doodlepip!
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