Java Jabber of Time Has No Meaning has accepted the gauntlet for the Blogger’s Delight 4th set of questions for February. My genuine thanks for doing so 🙂
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Are You A Blogger’s Delight? 4#/23 February – 02 March 2018
1] What is a picture of a thousand words actually worth?
If you’re a inspired visually, and are writer or lyricist, that’s relatively valuable. If you’re my teenage daughter who is only inspired by her boyfriend and new gum flavours… eh, it’s not worth a pack of juicy fruit. Worth is measured differently. We could sum up the total amount of whatever supplies it costs to create said picture in which Art board= 30 bucks. Oil paint= 40 bucks. Brushes = 35 bucks. So it could be worth 95 plus manual labour charges. But if we are talking worth it’s too broad to say. Because my Grandmas 3 dollar rooster pick I wouldn’t sell for anything. And the memories and words that come to mind when I look are it are priceless.
2] If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Because they aren’t really on the floor, they are in the secret ghost realm between the floor and … the sanatorium.
3] Odd or even socks? Why?
Even! Because I’m odd enough and odd numbers poke fun of me for being like them! And I have 2 feet. If I had 3 feet I’d consider an odd number to go with my odd extra foot.
4] If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01 am, which day was he born?
Neither day. The second he has been extricated from the womb enough to be able to take a breath is the official time of birth. So he can’t be considered born with just a head out or a leg out!? So … that day the baby came out enough to be able to take a breath… happy birthday!
5] Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get into hot water”?
Maybe because thin ice is becoming thin by the hot water? Or maybe because after being out in ice you wanna get into a hot bath? *shrugs*
6] If grass wasn’t green what colour would it be?
Brown! Ask the sweltering summer or the frigid winter! Or sometimes black if it catches fire.
7] How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
It’s can’t! Don’ t listen to the lies! It’s not new if it’s been improved! You’re but old junk that’s been refurbished to sell off as new junk! Leave it on the shelf! If they didn’t get it right the first time they probably didn’t the second time either!
Brainwashing infomercial liars! *hides her new improved flip-n-fold- that cuts laundry folding tome I half!*
8] Why does quicksand work slowly?
Because you quickly realize… this aint %#*%#* sand?!?!!
Hmmm… I’d have to say, I don’t know. But I think it’s only slow in the movies. It’s not actually as slow as Hollywood makes us think. Imagine that?! So maybe it’s just called quick sand on a serious note because a definition of quick is alive and the same seem alive as it’s moving and devouring what’s trapped in it.
I don’t know?!
Not to continue rambling but the sand answer came from referencing a song from the musical “a secret garden” – “when a thing is quick… it had a life about it”
Excellent! So my quick sand is not quick because it’s not quick sand it’s actually “alive” sand will make me seem like a useless fact nerd! 🧐🤓 because I am!
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